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A Kalam can be a very nice and kind person but if you treat a Kalam wrong it will take him time to recover. A Kalam can be the most sweetest boyfriends in the world and he wont stop liking a girl until he has that girl in his arms. Kalam's can be great best friends but some times he just needs some time to think by him self. if you have a Kalam as your boyfriend or even just a friend keep him close and don't let go because one day you will need him to be by your side. A Kalam is really helpful and its nice sometimes just to sit there and tell him all your emotions.
"Kalam and I are friends again, i'm so happy" - Kalam's best friend
"i never thought he would forgive you," - Kalam's not so kind friend

"Just get to know him and you wont be able to live without him" - Kalam's best friend.
Kalam by Danielle Wonder September 11, 2018
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Kalam is the most hardworking and determined person. He is the most reliable person, Just like a banyan tree or a father like figure.

On the other side he is very loyal and romantic with his only lifetime partner. He is a sex god and a great seducer.
If you are a one woman man then you are a kalam.
kalam by Vishakha July 20, 2016
Kalam is a very power-hungry person
Person 1: Bro, you're such a Kalam
Kalam by You'remoregaythanIam December 19, 2022
To be cool, calm and collected and remain humble at all times.
Jy moet net ''Kalam, Altyd''
Kalam by gerhard6969lol August 19, 2023

Kalam Cosmological Argument 

The kalam cosmological argument for the existence of God originated and became highly developed in Islamic theology during the late Middle Ages. It gets its name from the word "kalam", which refers to Arabic philosophy or theology. Traditionally the argument was used to demonstrate the impossibility of an actual infinite existing in the real world, as well as an argument from temporal regress, thus showing that the universe cannot be eternal. In recent years these philosophical arguments have been confirmed by scientific discoveries, viz., the Big Bang theory. The most thorough and articulate proponent of the argument today is Dr. William Lane Craig.
Statement of the (modern) deductive Kalam Cosmological Argument:
p1. Everything that begins to exist has a cause of its existence. (Causal principle.)
p2. The universe (space, time, and matter) began to exist. (Evidenced by two philosophical arguments, the Big Bang, and the second law of thermodynamics.)
c3. Therefore, the universe has a cause of its existence.
Sub-argument:
sp1. As the cause of the universe (space, time, and matter), the cause must be outside of space, time and matter, and therefore be spaceless, timeless, and immaterial. Moreover, the cause must be a personal agent, otherwise a timeless cause could not give rise to a temporal effect like the universe. (Argument expanded.)
sp2. This is an accurate picture of God.
sc3. Therefore, God exists.

Kalam Cosmological Argument 

An argument for the existence of God that is ultimately self-refuting.
It states that the universe must have had a beginning because "infinity cannot exist in reality", but then how can God exist?
There are many additional reasons why the Kalam Cosmological Argument fails miserably. Just look them up on the Web if you're interested.

Kalam Faris 

When something is more than Kalam Fare3’
Bro 1: Bro I haven’t seen you in like 3 weeks. I feel like you’ve replaced me...

Bro 2: Bro I’ll come over soon - and I could never replace you. You’re my #1.

Bro 1: Dah kalam Faris Neik.
Kalam Faris by Sapavitz September 18, 2020
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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