Ka'ua

A person named Ka'ua is told to be the sole GOD of massive dongs. He was a Ricefield worker since the 1600's and he would pick the entire field in less than 5 minutes if he was feeling lazy. Ka'ua's also have a lot of pure, raw CBT energy, and it's told that others around him with half of the CBT energy will feel like fainting on the spot. His alias is "Cum Caster", "Cock Clapper", and "Massive Cock Master". Truly, a Crusader of our time...

"There...he is...Ka'ua. The maker and destroyer of worlds...GRAB HIS DONG!"

by Kakua Flinstone November 23, 2021

Kauan

Is a boy who doubts himself alot but deep down he is loving,caring,kind and a good friend

Wow we should really give kauan a chance

by Lesli.eeeee February 12, 2018

kauane

Kauane is a great person, beautiful girl, love nature and flowers. The greatest girlfriend you can ever have.

Also she can be a really good friend

Kauane is a lion

Kauane na une

by LulaLadraoL January 31, 2018

Kauane

She is the most precious human being ever. She has short hair and the most beautiful eyes. She is awkward, but funny and always knows when people are being genuine or not. She always tries to reassure you and let you know how much she loves and cares about you. She would make an awesome caregiver. She has strong opinions and values them a lot. She cares about how people see her because she is afraid she will have no value if they don't like her. She is too pure for this world. People make fun of her because they are jealous of how beautiful and smart she is. She doesn't believe in herself and doesn't think she is as perfect as she is, but everyone else knows and envies that. Never let her down, never.

Kauane is the one I am going to marry.
She doesn't like Kauane, because Kauane is too smart for her to comprehend her words.
I know a Kauane and she is the best human being I ever met.
I love you so much, Kauane.

by A very unreal person November 27, 2020

Kauani

Kauani is the best partner you can ever have. They make you feel all fluffy and warm inside like no-one else ever will. To some they may just seem like a weird goofball but if you get to know them really well, they'll show you all parts of them. The good, the bad, but all lovable. On good days they'll inspire you to become better and on sad days they'll remind you that there is still a good side to life. Most importantly, once they love you they are in love head over heels for you. And because of that, they'll do anything in their power and beyond to make your day a little brighter. Kauani can be a little self critical sometimes but you will always be happy to cheer them up and remind them of how caring, loving, funny and awesome they really are. It is impossible to not fall in love with someone like Kauani, they are just absolutely amazing like that.

You'll never find someone as awesome as Kauani, how lucky!

by Spicy Chocolate Tree August 27, 2021

un-kauable

kau = hit on (in chinese)

Can't hit on or flirt with a person

"shit, that girl is un-kauable, shes too fly for me"

by Princess + Gorgeous July 16, 2008

kauai stoner hoe

Usually wears stained Tank tops. Hooks up with creachers. Gives head for a nug. Can find fucking with random chicks in star bucks threatening to call one aunty hoi. Oh don't get me wrong there pretty hot. But filled to the rim with stds.

Holy shit did you see those kauai stoner hoes crawling all over patrick and jamal at borders. intense

by jkpeckerface March 15, 2009