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Stalin's wet dream on treads, the KV-2 is essentially a KV-1 with a stupid ass turret and a 152mm cannon that shoots anal rape compressed into tank shells. Its suspension has been known to be lubricated with the tears of its enemies and armor made of impenetrable Stalinium. In video games, it is passionately referred to as "The King of Derp" in World of Tanks, and "Death Star" in Warthunder. Russian tenk stronk tenk. Best in world.
"That KV-2 just obliterated my entire house with its ridiculous gun!"
"One shorted by a KV-2 again. Time to commit Seppuku."
KV-2 by Hetzer February 26, 2015
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An entity in a video game that is extremely overpowered or relies on mostly or only luck to preform well.
That ability is a total KV-2.
KV-2 by camo_man June 13, 2017
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Almost the best damn tank that the commies made, its just a tank with a damn refrigerator as a turret then stalin decides to slap a fuckin' Howitzer in that so called refrigerator (fuckin 152mm cannon)
the KV-2 is the RUSSIAN DEATH FRIDGE
KV-2 by Azurlane-fan December 1, 2020
I love the KV-2
Human 1: KV-2 is my favourite tank!
Me: Marry me😏
KV-2 by N1k0l4y March 30, 2023
Al so know as "Stalin's Fridge"

It big, it powerful
"hey what's that thing over the-"
*Fucking Dies*
*KV-2 Shell explodes*
KV-2 by Hans, get ze King Tiger. February 23, 2022
This tank is basicly the kv-1 but with a fridge head and a cut in half schwere gustav. Its amour is made out of pure stalinium. Despite how over powered this fridge is, it litterally can stop a hole panzer diviason. War thunder gamers usually call it "death star on tracks" because 1 shot 1 kill
Gunter: Hans do you see anything?
Hans: i saw something that looks like a fridgerator
Gunter: theres no way there is a fridge in the war
*KV-2 suddenly apears*
KV-2: no fridgerator in war you say?
Hans: shit
And so long both Hans and Gunter died because of death star on tracks
KV-2 by very random crap April 28, 2022

Kv-2 Overload

Someone who is obsessed with tank, specifically individuals who discuss this topic vividly.
Jay is actually a Kv-2 Overload! He always talks about tanks!
Kv-2 Overload by tank_kv2man February 28, 2022
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