If you are reading this you have the initals of the above and are in the same room as me as i can see you behind me. please do not be affraid. happy birthday kj.

K.V.J HS is so gullAbe

K.V.J HS by thelalala May 14, 2015

Related Words

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M.K.V

The official vehicle of Caucasian Women with breeds (children) normally narrowed down to run-down, high mileage, late model Dodge/Chrysler vans or late model big raggedy SUV's (Durango's & Yukons) often purchased each tax season due to lack of general maintenance the other months of the year, and extreme usage. Does not have full coverage

I thought shorty was a Bunny, and had bread. Instead she pulled up in a M.K.V, so I knew she was struggling

M.K.V by BTTMFRN November 18, 2025

Ya.L.K.V.M.O.M.

Netflix adaptation of yolk vs your mom

Hey son want to watch Ya.L.K.V.M.O.M.

Ya.L.K.V.M.O.M. by Buldgy wulgy June 26, 2022

m.v.k

a fucking stinky teacher who smells and looks like a sweaty ballsack.

my teacher m.v.k smells like sweaty ballsack

m.v.k by the dog cunt mark June 20, 2019

F.V.K.

Fearless Vampire Killers

The bourgeoisie had better watch out for me/
All throughout this so called nation/
We don't want your filthy money/
We don't need your innocent bloodshed/
We just wanna end your world

Well my mind's made up/
Yes it's time for you to pay/
Better watch out for me/
I'm a member of the F.V.K.

F.V.K. by a member of the F.V.K. August 30, 2019

V.K.

A V.K. is a vibe killer, they are the kind of people who just bring the entire vibe down

Alex, “Yo, Trevor, is Luke already asleep?”
Trevor, “Yeah bro, he’s being a total V.K.”
Alex, “Total V.K.”

V.K. by DontBeA V.K. October 27, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026