kruk 

Same as the derogatory term fuck

What the kruk was that?

kruk by arn880 December 5, 2002

kruk 

fag or can not have sex

Your such a kruk. I can't belive i'm such a kruk.

kruk by Bob fagget johny sanderson April 15, 2008

KRUK 

A person who acts like an NPC all the time and doesn’t have any female companions

Stop talking KRUK. It is so annoying how you act.

KRUK by AlC0 March 6, 2023

John Kruk Special 

The John Kruk Special is a term for a piece of sausage and one meatball with your spaghetti. This term is named for the former Phillies baseball player John Kruk, who lost a ball to testicular cancer. Therefore, John Kruk, the baseball player, is symbolized by the John Kruk Special, featuring a piece of sausage, but only one meatball.

Would you like sausage or meatballs with your spaghetti tonight?

Well, I'm feeling hungry. I'll take the John Kruk Special.

One meatball and one sausage coming right up!

John Kruk Special by Cheela June 28, 2006

John Kruk 

1. Former MLB player (1986-1995) who wore the Padres, Phillies, and White Sox uniforms.

2. A person who has one nut, aka a teardrop

Hey I heard you took a swift one in the beanbag, is it true the doctor took one and your now a John Kruk

John Kruk by Loose Goose September 3, 2005

Justin Kruk 

Delusional. Very Delusional.

Who the fuck do you think you are, Justin Kruk?

Justin Kruk by FlyyMyst27 May 6, 2020

krukolibidinous

The act of crotch watching. No matter how hard you try to keep your eyes up at face level, they just keep being drawn down to gaze at some guy's package

I was perving beach volleyball this weekend and with all those fit guys in shorts I just couldn't conceal how krukolibidinous I am.

krukolibidinous by That's Life... June 9, 2012