15 definition by Loose Goose

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One who has only one testicle. The scrotem looks like a teardrop when there is only one marble in the beanbag.

AKA John Kruk

John has a teardrop, wonder what they did with the other ball

by Loose Goose August 03, 2005

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. The point just before the break when taking a dump.

Sorry I missed your call, I couldn't get to the phone because I was in the can growing a tail!

by Loose Goose May 08, 2006

One who regularly takes deposits up the poop schute.

In the case of a man, clearly a homosexual.

Norb went to school and studied finance, so I guess it makes sense that he is an anal banker.

by Loose Goose February 27, 2006

A woman who is giving a man a blowjob while she is growing a tail(taking a dump).

See also grumpy munchkin.

I understand your sister was quite the angry gremlin last night when she hogged down a cock in the mens' room.

by Loose Goose May 08, 2006

1. Former MLB player (1986-1995) who wore the Padres, Phillies, and White Sox uniforms.

2. A person who has one nut, aka a teardrop

Hey I heard you took a swift one in the beanbag, is it true the doctor took one and your now a John Kruk

by Loose Goose August 03, 2005

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. Point just before the break when taking a dump

I gotta run, I'm growing a tail!

by Loose Goose April 03, 2006

When a woman is giving a blowjob while taking a shit, she is performing an angry gremlin.

See also grumpy munchkin

The wife gave me a blumpkin last night, but tonight its time to turn the tables and get an angry gremlin.

by Loose Goose February 17, 2006