klopek 

a strange person. be it in physical appearence or in the way they act.

Man that guy James is a real klopek.

klopek by eric March 28, 2003

KLOPEK 

A person who is slow-witted and incapable of paying attention. Symptoms are usually a result from generations of in-breeding

I told Klopek to change it three times already, and he still can't get it right!

KLOPEK by WALLY July 2, 2004

klopek 

A person with an ill demeaner. A total creep.

Whoa, there is a klopek peeking around that corner. Is it doug Walker?

klopek by Doug Walker May 31, 2003

Klope 

Klope has an unknown origin and no one is quite sure what it means exactly, however, it is often used in the sence of stealing. Klope or klop is mostly used in Norway as the pronouciation is rather different, like "Keh-loh-peh" said quickly. It can be used as "stealing" or in the sense that you'll mess someone up, as shown in the second example.

I'll klope your kebab twat!

I'm gonna klop you fam!

Klope by Bagmannu February 28, 2017

Kopek 

A kick-ass Irish band. Kopek's history stretches back a decade. Drummer Shane Cooney and bassist Brad Kinsella grew up as next-door neighbors in Dublin, and through their shared love of classic and modern rock music.

The first singer who answered their ad in a local musician’s magazine was Daniel Jordan, and from there Kopek was born.

Early gigs in and around Dublin included many a battle of the bands contests, which the trio won with studied regularity. From 2002 to 2009 Kopek toured relentlessly, and continued to win competitions around the world. In 2005 Kopek won the Best Live Act at the Global Battle Of The Bands, garnering them $100,000 and a world tour.

In 2009 Dublin based Record, Publishing & Production company Religion Music signed the band to a large multi-album deal, for both recording and publishing.. Their debut album is titled White Collar Lies.

Members include...

Vox/Guitar - Dan Jordan

Bass - Brad Kinsella

Drums - Shane Cooney

Keys - Kevin MacPherson

Producer - Glenn Herlihy

Engineer & Asst Production - Robin Ball

Mix Engineer - Tom Lord-Alge

Mastering Engineer - Ted Jensen

"hey, have you heard of Kopek?" "YEAH MAN THEY KICK-ASS!!"

Kopek by jcbgld ;) September 14, 2011

Köpek 

Köpek is turkish and stands for dog. Its mostly used worldwide to insult people instead of used for its actual meaning.

Ömer you köpek.

Burak you are a big Köpek

Köpek by HeyImUnkn0wn November 1, 2020

kloekism 

1. An act or way of being that is completely and utterly ridiculous in all aspects. Something that a person does to attract attention to themselves, generally embarrasing themselves and those around them.

2. A royal fuck up.

3. A fabricated story or "tall tale" that is used to render the attention of an audience, usually in a humorous way.

1. "I just shit on your porch." "Dude, you pulled a kloek."

2. "I had a fuck up, I was so drunk last night that I ridiculed my friends and punched a wall, it was a total kloekism."

3. " One time, I had sex with three bitches at the same time, I shit on one, cummed on the other's forehead, and then made the last one clean up the mess." "Really?" "Nah, I'm just kloeking around."

kloekism by daniskins November 20, 2010