KIOLBASSA

A smug a dry dwarf of a man. Says "I don't know " every other minute. Usually spotted at 7-11 around 9pm telling people he's horny.

You see that KIOLBASSA trying to grab my ass in the chip isle??

by Stasch42 August 25, 2022

Kielbasa Seed

The hard chunks of ground up bone found inside of a sausage.

Great horny toads! I just done cracked my tooth on a kielbasa seed!

by DaveyHamburger June 16, 2020

Kielbasa in the can

Another term for Anal Sex.

I asked her is she'd ever had kielbasa in the can.

by Kram Srednuas December 24, 2007

[kielbasa]

The Polish sausage. Considered not only by Poles, to be very tasty and nourishing. Genuine 'kielbasas' are made from meat, have little harmful additives and very often are cured and dried.

Ta kielbasa jest rzeczywiscie bardzo smaczna.
This kielbasa is really very tasty.

by Lukasz Pietras May 25, 2006

Kielbasa

A Polish man's penis. It is known for being extremely large and deadly upon penetration of the female body.

Jenna had eyeball-rolling orgasms when Bartek rammed his kielbasa inside her.

by Polezilla January 14, 2010

kielbasa

1) Polish sausage

2) A large penis

Damn I'm sore! Baby boy split my bun with his kielbasa last night.

by Ayudame April 10, 2006

Kielbasa sausage

1.) Kielbasa is a precooked smoked sausage that is highly seasoned with ingredients such as garlic and then produced in links or rings that are approximately 1" to 2" in diameter.
2.) Slang term for a Man's penis
3.) A TENACIOUS D Song

1.) "That's one spicy Kielbasa sausage"
2.) Halofan1999: I like Kielbasa sausage
linkinparkfan99: Buttsekz?
3.) "I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm."

by Drunken Ninja April 6, 2005