KHoff 

A thai(not asian) looking badass who uses gum to attract the ladies, however failing miserably, or a rather large sweaty hawaian looking man resembling Gabriel Iglesias except afraid to admit his tankness.

Stop being a Khoff... Woah Woah thats pushing it.
or
There's no way ill go out with you, especially since you're being such a Khoff

KHoff by Susy Burtman March 29, 2011

potch koffie

One night stand in Potchefstroom, South Africa. Often used by students. In afrikaans it translates to "n naai en waai". Which means a bang and go.

Would you like to come to my place for a Potch Koffie

Jan from Ouwers had many Potch Koffies in his life.

potch koffie by SpurSpecial October 12, 2021

koffeeshopping

Invented in Minneapolis: to work at coffee shops, especially, with friend(s) at multiple establishments in a row with wi-fi and laptop.

koffeeshopping

koffeeshopping by Minister24 January 1, 2014

Koffin Kanser 

Best swap dealer in history

Looking for ways to invest your money? Don't think twice, Koffin Kanser is your salvation. Your only salvation I tell you man, he's your financial messiah.

Koffin Kanser by Gadis Cengeng September 5, 2011

mr koffski 

My health teacher

Wow mr koffski taught us how to make meth

mr koffski by mr koffski Mr Koffsi koffski November 7, 2020

koffiemoffie 

derogatory Afrikaans expression for an airline steward.
Koffie = coffee
Moffie = Afrikaans slang for gay
The expression plays off the rhyming of the 2 words and is used with a touch of humour

The koffiemoffie announced that the plane was about to land

koffiemoffie by Munxie August 17, 2006

Koffy 

BAD ASS CHARACTER from the mind of a phychotic master-mind of the up most obsceen nature!

koffy slowly poured the seemingly endless pot of boiling JAVA over the fangirl's head, as she was tied to a poorly made chair of spikes!

Koffy by KoffyLovesTehLadies August 10, 2007