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A word to describe something that is 'crap'. Usually a term used in Toronto, Canada directly relating to low quality drugs or poorly cracked jokes.
Yo, that crack-cocaine was khiff, gimmie my money back!

Your jokes are khiff, get a real job.
Khiff by Bghann September 17, 2010
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Brother Brother, Kifflom.
kifflom by Ryan1444 August 2, 2014
Related Words
Khiff kiff kiffy kiffen kiffer Kiffin kniff Kiffe Kiffed kiffeur
Yo, Nightmare Squad gave that guy a nasty kiffy.
kiffy by Prism968 November 28, 2009
A "swear word" used by characters in the Star Wars Expanded Universe
Usually used in real life by people too prudish to swear
What the kriff?!
Gosh kriffing darn it!
Kriff by Mistlebone January 13, 2017
French word used in the french gay community to define someone that is into trackies and Nike TN. Most of the time this kink is linked with uro and sock feticism.
T’es un kiffeur mec ? Je kiffe tes TN (are you a kiffeur ? Men I love your TN)
kiffeur by SeumDamas February 14, 2022

Lane Kiffin 

A foolish or stupid person. A person with a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term once belonged to a classification system considered offensive, but in 2009 prevalent use of the term has been granted widespread acceptance.
Al Davis is no idiot, he fired Lane Kiffin.
Lane Kiffin by bb3 February 6, 2009

Kahiffle 

Kha-hiff-le

a Kahiffle is when you are stuck in a sticky situation or confused about something. Not sure on what to do next , you are in a pickel. Being in a position that you can not get out of
Man i was in a big Kahiffle when my mom walked into me and my girlfriend making out

i was in a kahiffle when i had to choose to buy a ps3 or a Xbox 360

You are cheating on your girlfriend and meeting up with another girl going to the mall, you are having fun until you walk into your girlfriend
Kahiffle by CokoloneMafia May 3, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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