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Beautiful, funny, Irish girl who seeks adventure always. Can relax all day, then party all night like you would never believe. Loves deeply and will make you laugh always. Loves kids and wants to have many! Strives for success and will be rich as an adult. keelens are so hilarious and weird in a good way. They are also very smart and hardworking. U need to let Keelens know that u like her cuz she likes u too, but u have to make ur move and make it apparent. Keelens love to cuddle and be silly with guys! Keelen's love to play soccer and watch football! Watch out, keelen's are hot! They also can hang with the guys but always be super close with their girlfriends. They hate drama, and are sometimes in the midlsld, but always try to end it, and are never a rumor spreader.
I wish i would have asked Keelen out when I got the chance! hotdamn callthepoliceandthefireman shawnmendes brunomars edsheeran beamiller gorg irish german welsh kind frickinfunnyaf sexy
Keelen by kikikeeks February 22, 2015
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The most attractive person on earth, and a cool person to talk to
A: -YO IS THAT Keveen OMG HE''S SO COOL.
B: -YEAH BRUH THATS ME, I'M Keveen!
Keveen by mrfantastic93 June 28, 2021
A very handsome person; Has many talents and is very athletic; Strong funny personality; Very loving; Very protective; Strong sexual connection; Puts others before him; Strives for profection; Works hard; Doesn't give up; Smart; Great with kids; Overall a great person.
"Man I wish Keelen would just marry me."
Keelen by That guy 52 March 11, 2013
An absolute freaking savage in the bedroom aka massive dong
That Keegen rocked my world
Keegen by Smoochieman November 28, 2021
keeeel : something said to somebody who is annoying you.
Arkayna : stfu or I'll keeeeel you Elwin.
keeeeel by Nick Flanagan September 16, 2007
Is the perfect man and a sexy being in general. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to abandon their boyfriends. Talented with girls, music, and owns in every game he plays. Strong like ox. Always competitive, and never loses what he competes in. He is considered to be the "ladies man" and GOD
Keenen: hey
Hot chick: omg you're so amazing
Keenen:yeah I know.
Hot chick:wanna make out
Keenen: you know it
Keenen by ~~JT~~ June 11, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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