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An explosion of hysterical laughter.
A KABLMAO is a KABLAMO full of LMAO's.
At football practice some fruit got hit in the face with the ball and the whole team went KABLMAO!
KABLMAO by K.S.K. August 20, 2008
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Another way of saying something is cool, (made popular by TLI www.thelonelyisland.com in the movie entitled "White Power") because they are cool. no pun intended. Another variation of KABLAMO by Ardy is JAMMERRIFIC.
Jorm: "I made you some pottery!"
Kiv, Ardy: "Not Ka-blamo!"
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so if something isn't cool, you just say:
"That's so NOT ka-blamo!"
or just "Not Kablamo" as above.
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If something is cool, for example eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, you would say:
"That's kablamo!"
Kablamo by ComeOnDownTo April 15, 2006
Can also be spelled ka-blamo. Kablamo = awesome. According to Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer of The Lonely Island.
If you just won the lottery, that's kablamo... but if you majored in pottery, that's not kablamo.
Kablamo by trashwire.com May 30, 2006

not kablamo 

when you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is... and you're sure to be fired because that's your job.
"You dissed Fred Segal, and everybody knows. HA HA HA HA HA! You're not Kablamo!"
not kablamo by Sir Wanton October 7, 2004
a sound effect for an explosion
when that detonated it went KABLAMO
KABLAMO by NOT Trogdor May 19, 2010

kablamoplasty 

Changing the appearance of your bitch's face by shooting large amounts of Jism onto her facial features.
"Call me Dr. Jism, because I gave that ho last night kablamoplasty!"
kablamoplasty by Julius-Harrow December 27, 2007

Kablamo al-a mode 

(threesome 1 guy 2 girls) when a man hasnt came in over a months period of time then both women shit into a bowl (base flavor) then the man splooges all over the shit and they split the chocolate jizz flavored ice cream between all three of them.
you have to try the Kablamo al-a mode with stacy and lizzy, by far the best ice cream ive ever had
Kablamo al-a mode by miney bands October 18, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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