when you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is... and you're sure to be fired because that's your job.
"You dissed Fred Segal, and everybody knows. HA HA HA HA HA! You're not Kablamo!"
by Sir Wanton October 7, 2004
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Another way of saying something is cool, (made popular by TLI www.thelonelyisland.com in the movie entitled "White Power") because they are cool. no pun intended. Another variation of KABLAMO by Ardy is JAMMERRIFIC.
Jorm: "I made you some pottery!"
Kiv, Ardy: "Not Ka-blamo!"
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so if something isn't cool, you just say:
"That's so NOT ka-blamo!"
or just "Not Kablamo" as above.
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If something is cool, for example eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, you would say:
"That's kablamo!"
by ComeOnDownTo March 9, 2006
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Can also be spelled ka-blamo. Kablamo = awesome. According to Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer of The Lonely Island.
If you just won the lottery, that's kablamo... but if you majored in pottery, that's not kablamo.
by trashwire.com May 26, 2006
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Describes anything that is awesome or worth praise.
You met Fred Segal, thats kablamo.

Your mouthwash being gargly, thats kablamo.
Your water being watery, thats kablamo.

Your jello being wobbly, thats kablamo.
Meeting Gilbert Godfrey., thats kablamo
If you're harlem globtrotery, thats kablamo.

When your fluids are bodily, thats kablamy.
by Mrs. Lonely Island? June 6, 2006
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Word made famous by Homer Simpson to express a vigerous action.
Homer: "This is a highly sophstimicated dowhacky, if you dont use it responsibly... KABLAMO!"
*lisa from upstairs on the toilet* "Ow someone just punched me in the face!"
Homer: "It was your mother!"
by Jeff24 December 19, 2004
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