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A lock that can't be opened.
I'll have to pay five dollars on account of my k'nite
K'nite by NintenJoe April 6, 2009
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knitelfeit 

Something you make up and is coincidentally true in 80% when correctly used (which is only 20% of the time)
Dat is zo'n knitelfeit
knitelfeit by koningmarco January 25, 2016
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Knite KniteBlargh Knited knite.knife knitelfeit Knitex k K.I.M. K town K mart

KniteBlargh 

A epic yellow cat boi on gamejolt :)
Kniteblargh is epic :)
KniteBlargh by Epic-_-Person October 31, 2020
A brotherhood unlike any other where loyalty and honor to each other not only brings out morale and character but profit as well.
"Wow look at that dashing young man helping that mother and her kids, he must be a Knite."
Knite is pronounced just like night or knight. It is combination of Negro and white, but with a silent k just to make it better. A knite is a black person who is so ridiculously Caucasian that they pronounce their g's at the end of an ing. This is the opposite of a "wigger" which a white person acting black. This is also known at a oreo.
Labron-"Dayum mayn dat gurl got her some juggs!!!"

Dion-"Yes, that female's breast are quite large."

Labron-"Dudez a knite!"

Dion-"Haha! Only white kids say that!"
Knite by WIGGA NUMBA 1 January 23, 2009
To know one's inner self and to use logic to define oneself.
I am forever Knitex.
Knitex by Knitex May 24, 2003
A slang word, often used in online gaming to mean many things, such as ; to get killed, to kill, or just generally own.
" mate, I just got knited!" "oi cheetz, knit him for me!"
Knited by Kerfuffler December 2, 2009
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