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Jurrassic Park 

The wrong way to spell "Jurassic Park".
Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch Jurrassic Park?

Guy 2: Learn how to spell, dumbass.
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Jurrassic Park 

Any literate individual can tell you that the book is way better then the movie.
Jurrassic Park by Elitist January 19, 2004

JP (Jurrassic Park) 

(1)Nick name for Central Playground in Orange, NJ
(2) A stretch of land in Orange NJ that goes from White Castle to Central Playground
(3) My hood!!
ex... Where u from? answer...JP (Jurrassic Park) ALL DAY!

Jurassic Park 

A great peice of Cinematic magic,
Jurassic Park by Rob T September 15, 2003

Juggrassic Park 

The mysterious jungle you might find yourself in when you're really drunk.

Juggrassic Park is a state of mind that one can only achieve after heavy drinking. Finding Juggrassic Park is not easy. It involves a reasonable amount of insanity, a lot of drinking, and not blacking out or passing out.

You can tell if someone else is in Juggrassic Park if they start saying or doing crazy things for a long period of time. Usually this is done while wearing a boonie hat or helmet

Professor Charles Xavier from X-men is the ruler of Juggrassic Park. If you or anyone you know has fought anyone while in Juggrassic Park, they were probably Charles' Juggeraptors.

Shit is always falling in Juggrassic Park. Be nice to Charles.

Please note that "Charles" is always pronounced "Chaales."
"Listen, We ALL get lost on the way to Juggrassic Park. Sebastian from the Little Mermaid said to take a left at the coral.....

Charles you know damn well the last time I went to Juggrassic Park to get the haircut by a velociraptor, I left with a tattoo on my nuts, a prince albert, got some graphics on my asshairs, plus i got a new tattoo on my chest saying 'Long-dick Willy'

Fuck knockin'! Let me in!"
Juggrassic Park by OneKnee March 11, 2011

Jurassic Park Syndrome 

The condition arising when writers/producers feel compelled to put the focus (and spend undue screen time) on human characters in a movie that people are going to see mainly for its depiction of dinosaurs, giant robots, or other action/effects phenomena.
Yeah, the Transformers movie was cool.. when it finally *got* to the Transformers, instead of that kid. That was total Jurassic Park Syndrome.

Jurassic Park 3 

basically an amalgamation of all the cool bits left out of the jurassic park books rolled into a mediocre movie.
"hey the new jurassic park 3 movie looks good"

"no it doesnt, how did you get in my house?"
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