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Jorgensen 

A Nordic word for a human body chiseled in ice by the hands of gods.
He has a perfect body. It's Jorgensen in every way.
Jorgensen by T125 October 30, 2012

Jorgensen 

Dude, you're so totally a jorgensen
Jorgensen by moojoogoo September 1, 2009

Ben Jorgensen 

1. lead singer of the band Armor For Sleep
2. lover of Star Wars &LOST
3. forever on tour.
Ben Jorgensen and the guys from Armor For Sleep are amazing.
Ben Jorgensen by littlebearrr July 23, 2006

Austin Jorgensen 

Austin Jorgensen also knowed as Dingaling or LOVEBRADgames is a indie game developer that created the RPG game called Lisa: The Painful and the sequel Lisa: The Joyful.
+Hey i used to play games of LOVEBRADgames

-Who is him?

+It's Austin Jorgensen

-Oh

The Jorgensen Principle 

The principle that drunk people go down, not up.
We have to get a room above the party floor because of The Jorgensen Principle.

We didn't have sex last night because my boyfriend was drunk (and fulfilled The Jorgensen Principle).

jo jorgensen 

Someone that is running for president in 2020 that is better than Trump or Biden because Biden and Trump are both fucking daumbasses that fuck each other once a week
Jo Jorgensen is better that Trump and Biden.
jo jorgensen by person42069 November 4, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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