Jurgenism

A sample of pretentiously overwrought sonic ambivalence, with minimal redeeming features, defined by it's use of mathematical lunacy and anti harmonic faggotry typical of the Contemporary Academic Musical establishment.

David Power: That Jurgenism piece due Tuesday is a load of bollox. When do we get to make real music.

Chris: I did 12 of them not sure which one to hand in.

David Power: I did 13 of them, might make a random piece generator to choose one.

by KerryH May 30, 2011

jungnism

The praise and worship of Jeon Jungkook’s thighs.

“Hey Sally, I’m Christian, what are you?”

“I’m a Jungstian”

“Jungstian..?”

“Yes it’s part of the religion called, Jungnism, a worship of the Kpop Idol, Jeon Jungkook’s thighs,”

“Oh that’s lit.”

by jungbok June 24, 2018

jurgensmeier

A really big vagina

Man that guy has a huge jurgensmeier.

by LexiconKing October 19, 2010

jirenism

To believe in the strongest person in dbz and to believe that jiren could kick son gokus ass at anytime but know the he really cant

jirenism is used in the beginning of dbz super

by silver flame March 24, 2018

Jugānisms

Autism spectrum highest level of retardation

You have autism with a touch of jugānisms , must be heavily retarded

by Jebbadihut September 10, 2019

Jurgens

Jurgens's are usually blessed with a permanently semi-erect penis, also referred to as an "uzzi". They known to be successful businessmen.

"Had an incredible night in bed with Chad last night, he is definitely a Jurgens."

by Truth246 January 18, 2017

Jurgensen

Someone who kills computers in cisco class because of downloading porn. Someone that is a Jurgensen also hates Bill Gates and jerks it to Steve Jobs because he made the iPhone.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see that guy?

Guy 2: "Holy shit man he killed a computer in cisco class...wow.

Guy 1: "He must be a Jurgensen."

by Halpert.uk March 4, 2010