A sample of pretentiously overwrought sonic ambivalence, with minimal redeeming features, defined by it's use of mathematical lunacy and anti harmonic faggotry typical of the Contemporary Academic Musical establishment.
David Power: That Jurgenism piece due Tuesday is a load of bollox. When do we get to make real music.
Chris: I did 12 of them not sure which one to hand in.
David Power: I did 13 of them, might make a random piece generator to choose one.
Chris: I did 12 of them not sure which one to hand in.
David Power: I did 13 of them, might make a random piece generator to choose one.
by KerryH May 5, 2011
by dollan April 23, 2022
1.An intellegent guy that always gets the most beautiful woman at social events, he is well dressed and everyone seems to want to be associated with him.
2. Gods gift to woman.
2. Gods gift to woman.
1."dammit Josh, That Mark has changed alot since primary school. Hes become a real Jurgen"
2. "Stacy had sex with David last night, she says he might be a Jurgen"
2. "Stacy had sex with David last night, she says he might be a Jurgen"
by catholicangel January 13, 2009
hottest guy in the world .dark hair and dark eyes, has a huge dick, gets with the prettiest girls, has a great personality,perfect smile,funny,and he's really chill but probably smokes some pot, he's the most perfect boyfriend ever. he is also great in bed and knows how to play with your titties and pussy.
gods gift tom women
gods gift tom women
i wish i was a jurgen
by xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox November 26, 2011
Jurgens's are usually blessed with a permanently semi-erect penis, also referred to as an "uzzi". They known to be successful businessmen.
by Truth246 January 18, 2017
I wish I could bust a move like Jurgen.
by fxy February 4, 2010
by Kromdor November 8, 2009