Jurgenism

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A sample of pretentiously overwrought sonic ambivalence, with minimal redeeming features, defined by it's use of mathematical lunacy and anti harmonic faggotry typical of the Contemporary Academic Musical establishment.

David Power: That Jurgenism piece due Tuesday is a load of bollox. When do we get to make real music.

Chris: I did 12 of them not sure which one to hand in.

David Power: I did 13 of them, might make a random piece generator to choose one.

Jurgenism by KerryH May 30, 2011

Words you can keep

jungnism

The praise and worship of Jeon Jungkook’s thighs.

“Hey Sally, I’m Christian, what are you?”

“I’m a Jungstian”

“Jungstian..?”

“Yes it’s part of the religion called, Jungnism, a worship of the Kpop Idol, Jeon Jungkook’s thighs,”

“Oh that’s lit.”

jungnism by jungbok June 24, 2018

Related Words

Jurgenism • jurgensmeier • jirenism • Jugānisms • Julienism • jungnism • Jurgensen • jurgensing • Sienna Jurgens • Pull a Jürgensen

jurgensmeier

A really big vagina

Man that guy has a huge jurgensmeier.

jurgensmeier by LexiconKing October 19, 2010

jirenism

To believe in the strongest person in dbz and to believe that jiren could kick son gokus ass at anytime but know the he really cant

jirenism is used in the beginning of dbz super

jirenism by silver flame March 24, 2018

Jugānisms

Autism spectrum highest level of retardation

You have autism with a touch of jugānisms , must be heavily retarded

Jugānisms by Jebbadihut September 10, 2019

Jurgens

Jurgens's are usually blessed with a permanently semi-erect penis, also referred to as an "uzzi". They known to be successful businessmen.

"Had an incredible night in bed with Chad last night, he is definitely a Jurgens."

Jurgens by Truth246 January 18, 2017

Jurgensen

Someone who kills computers in cisco class because of downloading porn. Someone that is a Jurgensen also hates Bill Gates and jerks it to Steve Jobs because he made the iPhone.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see that guy?

Guy 2: "Holy shit man he killed a computer in cisco class...wow.

Guy 1: "He must be a Jurgensen."

Jurgensen by Halpert.uk March 4, 2010

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026