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1. In it’s ultimate sense ‘jurd’ is a word that is a replacement for the term ‘LOL’ as we believe that it is incredibly overused. However, jurd can be used in many other contexts, for example as an expression of either annoyance or deep joy. It can also be a substitute for dull nouns or verbs, with the meaning being communicated more through gestures and emphasis than the expression itself.

2. Jurd is a colourless item that smells like a felt tipped pen and tastes like raspberries on a warm summer’s eve.

3. The Jurd is a cult, with Phillipa and Mazz as it’s chief leaders. Followers of the Jurd are known as Jurdites. In this connotation Jurd must always be written and spoken with a capital ‘J’. The arch enemies of the Jurd are the Jurdless ones. They are known in fear and spoken of only to those who know the true meaning and power of the Jurd.
“What the jurd?”

“Oh jurd it.”

“Hello there my jurding old chum would you like some raspberry jurd?”

“My jurding computer is so slow, it needs a good kick up the jurd methinks”

“I had a really good jurd last night”

“You know me, I’m only jurding”
jurd by newachillesheel + plips January 12, 2005
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Someone that is both a turd and a jerk.

A name used between best friends when no better insult can be thought of.

An insult for when someone is mad at someone else and is at a loss for words.
You're such a jurd!

Why do you have to be such a jurd?
jurd by wordcrazyy7777 November 19, 2011
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jurd • jurda • jurdy • Jurdanis • Jurdeep • jurden • Jurder • Jurdis • jurdine • jurdling

Stan Jurd 

A former professional rugby league player for the North Sydney Bears and Parramatta Eels in the New South Wales Rugby League (NSWRL) competition. Jurd primarily played in the front-row.
Jurd played league initially in the ACT region for the Queanbeyan Blues before joining North Sydney and then moving to Parramatta in 1983.1 He was selected to represent New South Wales for games II and III of the 1983 State of Origin series.
I'm going for a Stan Jurd "Turd"

I need to to a Stan Jurd "Turd"

When someone says they need to do a shit you reply, "say hello to Stan for me". They say what? you say "Stan Jurd the Turd"
Stan Jurd by Dirty Sanchez 1969 January 31, 2012

master jurd 

a retort used to describe a mongrel of a bloke.

or

an expression used by one gay man to call out to another gay man
A man is walking down the street, he sees a hot guy and calls out "master jurd".
master jurd by Uncy Bizz January 5, 2008
Aye, Jurda in you...
jurda by El Sattchmo October 26, 2021

Jurdanis 

(Jer-dan-ihs)Originates from south african tribe, Yurdanos. Word can be used to describe nearly ANYTHING. As you will see there are many examples below.
Somebody smells like a Jurdanis.
Have you been sleeping with the Jurdanis down the block?
Hey, Who cut the Jurdanis?
Your Jurdanis is showing.
Clean up your damn Jurdanis!!
SON OF A JURDANIS!
Kiss my Jurdanis.
Run away! The Jurdanis is coming!
Sir, please put away your Jurdanis!
If I had a million Jurdanis for every Jurdanis, I would be Jurdanis.
The Jurdanis ate my homework!
I was raped in the Jurdanis.
Jurdanis by J.A.B. July 24, 2008
one of the best human beings on earth, (brent faiyaz’ wife)
jurdyn is brent faiyaz’ wife, noone else is his wife.
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