jurdling 

to jurdle - the act of jumping over an unsuspecting Japanese Girl in a public area. Occurs often to those of short stature who are paying attention to nothing except their cell phone.

I am so tired. I was jurdling all day.
I am so angry. I was jurdled by a fat guy he could have killed me!!

jurdling by Tony March 8, 2005

Jurgling

When you ate too much and your stomach starts to make bubbling sounds telling you that you need to go to the bathroom

My stomach is jurgling

Jurgling by Sbashi August 27, 2022