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brett jurden 

A very sexy male, from dover. he is so wicked awesome and evry girl falls for him. Once they do they will never look at another boy the same.
Brett Jurden is so hot, damn
brett jurden by faggotman1234 March 17, 2009
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A synonym to perfect and flawless in every way possible, many aspire to be this much of a man!
For new managers we should use the Jurgen standard for all the applicants!
Jurgen by dollan April 23, 2022

Amya Jorden 

A beautiful girl who sometimes struggles with controlling her emotions. Is somewhat athletic but mostly excels in the social field as she has made friends with many of the people in her grade. Although she has many strengths she is lacking in self-esteem at times and can become stressed, many times over her grades even though she is pretty smart. She also believes that she is ugly although she doesn't see how beautiful she truly looks to everyone else.

Side facts:

-prefers to be called Mya.
-is currently dating Kevaun(Kevin)Porter
STATS for Amya Jorden:
Athleticism: 45%
Intelligence: 85%
Sexiness: 95%
Emotions: 30%
Social: 97%
Amya Jorden by EliTran May 31, 2019
Jorden is Independent & Loyal. Jorden likes to keep it real so you can tell him anything & it’ll always stay between you & him. Jorden “Forgives but never Forgets”, one of the reasons why he’s so confident but so Independent. Jorden is a very understanding person. If Jorden doesn’t understand, he’ll ask until he understands (If it matters). Jorden likes to surround himself with the people he trusts. When you first meet Jorden, you may think that he acts “shy” but really he just doesn’t know you.
Name Jorden
Jorden by Princejayy1k December 24, 2017

Judenfreude 

pleasure derived from the misfortunes of Jews.
I punched Moshe in the face. Judenfreude.
Judenfreude by juden1982 July 13, 2010
A very beautiful person that sometimes can be frustrated at times. The person is Czechoslovakian.
That person is Czech, they could be a Juren.
Juren by Wild Horses January 3, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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