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Combination of jerk and stupid. Donkey* and Trump. Karen and Karen. The list goes on.

Oh, wait, another one: me and me.
*from Shrek
jay- Yo, that guy just spit in that girl's face!
ken- What a jupid.
jay- Let's go punch him!
ken- Rule #1: leave the jupid alone or he will be a jupid to you
Jupid by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020
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JupiterMGO

JupiterMGO usually refers to young adult males that pose as female gamers in any online type of game. This is only usually done to get people to look at certain things like youtube pages and things of that sort.

After being revealed as a male, this male usually only plays the game with people who are very good at it, and will most likely never play with his long time friends ever again.
"Dude I just found out about this girl on Metal Gear Online. Her name is Erika and she's so hot, check out her youtube page it's.
(Two weeks later) Dude I just found out 'Erika' is a guy! What a JupiterMGO!...Oh well at least the pictures from his youtube page is of a hot girl."
JupiterMGO by oldspice22 June 15, 2009
Your stereotypical cheap, selfish, clingy, lying, lifeless, hypocritical, bandwagoneer, pot head, creepy, cheating, and just plain weird and worthless friend who you always seem to still hang out with.
"Hey dude, can I bum a cig?"
"No way man I just bought a pack that was $5.87"
"You're being a real juidici right now"
Juidici by Tim Dicks February 16, 2008
Julide is an uncommon name for a girl. She is very beautiful and smart and amazing and everyone loves her. She is strong and puts Bitches in their place. ;)
Julide is so beautiful, I wish I was her 😍
Julide by Someone You Wish You Knew September 19, 2015

Jupiter's Cock 

A drinking game played while watching the Starz TV Series, "Spartacus: Blood and Sand". Each time the word "cock" is spoken, everybody must drink a shot.

As a kicker, when the words, "Jupiter's Cock", is spoken, everybody must do a double shot.
Spartacus has a lot of cock talk.....so, by Jupiter's Cock, you're guaranteed to be hammered!
Jupiter's Cock by Ricco Bonelli March 6, 2010

jupiter booty 

dang that Jessica has a Jupiter booty
jupiter booty by supreme_gurls1 April 11, 2014
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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