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Junk-Snuggle 

When one’s dick and balls amass around or is enveloped by the body part of another person during the warm embrace known as a “hug”.

Not to be confused with “Junk Smuggling”, which is the being of hiding a sizable package within one’s trousers, however those who are junk smuggling are often junk-snuggling as well.
I was saying bye to Erik and I always have to make sure he doesn’t junk-snuggle me. I just don’t know if he does it on purpose or if he just can’t help it.
Junk-Snuggle by Jizzex Platinum January 7, 2020
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junk smuggler

1. An individual who wears loose and baggy clothing to abstain from accentuating their enormous genitalia.
2. Someone who takes aesthetic measures(such as duct tape or rubber bands) to conceal the immensity of their sexual organs.
I was in the locker room the other day and happened to notice Carl coming from the showers. Holy smokes, if that junk smuggler wasn't dragging two feet of flesh pencil behind him.
junk smuggler by crack pageant August 8, 2010
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