Junk Punch
Junk Punch by Massimo2112 September 13, 2007
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Junk Punch
N. The result of a Mt Dew dependent little kid winding up and socking a male adult in the family jewels.
The stunned man stood the rest of the day in the soccer penalty shot position out of fear that the little spider monkey kid would lay another junk punch on him.
Junk Punch by CruiseDirector February 25, 2010
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ninja junk punch
Requires pure stealth until the moment you scare the shit out of them by yelling NINJA at the top of your lungs just before swiftly junk punching them and disappearing into the darkness again leaving them with sore balls and a fear of the word ninja.
"Once you've been ninja junk punched you can never hear the word Ninja again without a chill of terror running up your spine."
ninja junk punch by Momo6717 July 22, 2012
Roman Junk Punch
Roman Junk Punch by streamfiend July 30, 2009
punch in the junk
The act of punching someone in the genitals. It may be used for both males and females and the the act of doing such may be done for both genders.
punch in the junk by ryanyomomma December 26, 2008
punch out a chunk of rump junk
punch out a chunk of rump junk by Zonal K October 3, 2019
junkpunch
To punch someone in the nuts. This is in contrast to roshambo-ing which refers to kicking someone in the nuts.
junkpunch by Biggiehaines November 16, 2006
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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