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Jungle Jerk 

The partaking of masturbation when in a Jungle environment.
Can't wait to get to the Amazon so I can get my Jungle Jerk on
Jungle Jerk by JungleJerk August 13, 2011

Jingle Jerk 

A vehicular ice cream vendor, most likely driving an old van and playing an urban-style ice cream jingle.
"Man, here comes the Jingle Jerk, always selling that overpriced ice cream. Their jingle is so annoying! Get out of my neighborhood!"
Jingle Jerk by MclarenF1CMS July 28, 2009

Jingle Jerk 

When you jerk off on Christmas Eve
Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”
Jingle Jerk by Gamergranny December 25, 2018

JERK jangle January 

When you jerk of In every part of the house for the rest of January also called JJJ
I cought Jake doing the JERK jangle January in the family dining room. Creme every were. He definitely spiced up the fake oranges on the table JJJ
JERK jangle January by Nustabut January 7, 2021

juggle jerking 

switching hands often during masturbation sometimes making gestures with the free hand
sometimes my right hand gets tired so I have to start juggle jerking to keep things going

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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