10 definitions by aubrun bovine of moist hollows

Jimifer

Someone, that is so unattractive on so many levels there gender doesn't matter.

Did you hit it off with your date the other night? Well, No they were such a Jimifer nobody could date them.

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows March 2, 2018

vagina greed

When a man wants vagina to the point it's almost insane or dangerous

Whoa! he fucked your mom and your sister and every woman that worked at wal-mart that's vagina greed who needs that much?

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows May 28, 2015

juggle jerking

switching hands often during masturbation sometimes making gestures with the free hand

sometimes my right hand gets tired so I have to start juggle jerking to keep things going

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows October 1, 2014

warrensburg missouri meat surprise

when a guy lies about the size of his dick over and over until it's time to "show me" and the surprise is that he lied

oh don't let that guy fool you he only has a warrensburg missouri Meat surprise

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows August 21, 2014

duck cunt

because a female duck only has one hole for pissing, shitting, and laying eggs it is very dirty hole so a very filthy vagina would be a duck cunt

eeew it smells like duck cunt in here

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows August 27, 2014

bar street taco

When a woman sprays perfume over her vagina in a hurry before clubbing instead of taking the time wash it in the shower

Jennifer was in a hurry to meet the girls to go on a pub crawl so instead of showering she just made a bar street taco

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows February 4, 2016

Bar Street Taco

When a woman just puts a little perfume on her vagina before a night out clubbing or going to bars instead of taking a shower and washing her vagina.

Jennifer didn't want to take the time for a shower before going out with the girls, so she thought the next best thing to do would be make a Bar Street Taco.

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows February 1, 2016