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Junear is the type of girl to be kind, courageous, strong and more. She can be irritating but she is very caring and whole-hearted. She is crazy but fun and outgoing. She is athletic but lazy. She is complicated. Her mood swings are crazy. She is peaceful but careless. She is selfish but will give her life for you. She is amazing
Who’s crazy kind that girl? That’s Junear . Luv u 🥰♥️
Junear by That-Coptic-girl December 26, 2024
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The Juneau Effect 

The feeling or need to turn everything into some sort of math problem.
My algebra teacher often falls victim to The Juneau Effect.
Related Words
Junear Juneau Juneuary Junar juneah junkard junard junarre juneris juniar
Juneurary(JUNE-YOO-RARE-EEE): Stating that it is in fact June, yet it still has January weather (ie:rain, hail, coldness). Uncommon in most parts of the world, except Washington.
Dude, it's Juneuary. First day of June and it's pouring rain.
Juneuary by FML, no. F WA. November 13, 2011
A sarcastic reference to an extremely cold summer day.
Well, I better break out my sweater since it's Junuary 1st in the Puget Sound.
Junuary by Mischief83 June 11, 2008
A word derived from the combination of June and January. Used to describe shitty weather in June, because although it’s supposed to be getting close to summer, it still looks and feels like January outside.
"Im supposed to be enjoying my summer! Why the hell is it still raining and cold out?"
"Because its Juneuary."
Juneuary by mercerdes July 5, 2008

Juneau Watershed 

When you are performing cunnilingus on a pregnant woman and her water breaks.
Last night I was going down on Sally and I was hit by a Juneau Watershed - it flushed a contact lens right out of my eye!

Juneau, Alaska 

A small tourist-filled city of about 30,000 people located in southeast Alaska, Juneau is the absolute place to be. During the short yet fun-filled springs and summers, both visitors and full Alaskans enjoy visiting the beautiful glaciers, trails, and lakes. Mountains are easily hiked, and the beautiful atmosphere is overwhelming. In Juneau, every breath is fresh and crisp, and would make the long trip worth it just by itself. Juneau is surrounded by trees and wildlife, for it is located within the widely-known Tongas Rainforest. The people of Juneau are always supporting of the local resturants and businesses. If your looking at traveling options, Juneau, AK, is definitely a destination to consider.
New Yorker: I want to go to Juneau, Alaska!
Juneauite: Come on over!
New Yorker: I want to see the polar bears, moose, and eskimos!
Juneauite: Their aren't any polar bears/moose/eskimos in Juneau... :/
Juneau, Alaska by maybei'mcooler? September 11, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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