Juneurary(JUNE-YOO-RARE-EEE): Stating that it is in fact June, yet it still has January weather (ie:rain, hail, coldness). Uncommon in most parts of the world, except Washington.
A word derived from the combination of June and January. Used to describe shitty weather in June, because although it’s supposed to be getting close to summer, it still looks and feels like January outside.
"Im supposed to be enjoying my summer! Why the hell is it stillraining and cold out?"
"Because its Juneuary."
An atmospheric occurrence where summer is guaranteed to be delayed until after Independence Day due to nearly continuous rain in the Pacific Northwest. This is intermixed with mother nature's taunting of occasional one or two days of 60's in late winter or early spring. A sure-fire way to send Pacific Northwesterners into deeper depression.
Well Bob, don't be fooled by those couple days of 60's in April, summer isn't going to start till July 5th since we're still in fucking June-uary.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.