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Jumah is a beautiful girl with dark exotic eyes. She has a tough exterior, but is actually kind and sweet. She is loving and trustworthy. She's also a talented artist and athletic.
Dude 1: I am mesmerized by those dark, sexy eyes!

Dude 2: Who?

Dude 1: Jumah, who else?!
Jumah by mattman0911 September 3, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch
Queer who gets no more then 3 likes on Instagram
He's a jumah
jumah by Boot warrior May 20, 2014
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No matter what short and in some way retarded.
Also nicknamed Jimi, Jimbino, or Gymbus (pronounced Jim-bes.)
Also called gay but isn't. For now. Or not yet.
Jumah is retarded.
Jumah by Them toes October 28, 2018

Jumah Sutton 

Loves basketball but cant get any girls....he also made out with a guy named Jabbon Chubbuck
Jumah Sutton made out with Jabbon last night

Jumah aka jimbis 

Jumah aka jimbis by Tlos October 28, 2018

Big Judah Dick (BJD) 

Sacred, Semitic Dick inherited through Jewish ancestry. To be considered one of these chosen few, you must be at least 9.5 inches long, and have a girth of 7 inches or more.
Shonda approached a whiteboi in the club. "What size ya packing?" "I got a Big Judah Dick (BJD)." "A what?" "Big Judah Dick, homegirl." "Whats dat?" "A dick big enough to make you want to be Jewish by Injection."
Big Judah Dick (BJD) by Mastigos89 November 15, 2017

Mario Judah

No deadass tho where the fuck is Mario Judah
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