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Juicy Jizz

Yo you tried that juicy jizz shit yet? That shit mad bussin!

Oh, that shit makes me squirt when I drink it!
by RapingKids May 25, 2024
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Juicy Jizz January

In the months after the dinosaurs invented No Nut November they decided to create the greatest thing known to man, Juicy Jizz January. They established 2 rules.

1)Nut at least twice a day everyday
2) On weekends nut three times a day
Person 1: I just barely made it through No Nut November.
Person 2: Ik but are you ready for Juicy Jizz January?
Person 1: Hell yeah.
by Honeybbqchnk December 1, 2017
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Juicy Jizz January

Following Destroy Dick December, Juicy Jizz January is when a man (Or Woman) Masturbates twice a day to gay porn. Winners advance to Friendly Fap February
Thomas-"Yoo bro I just completed Destroy Dick December!!"

Nick-"So you ready for Juicy Jizz January?"
Thomas-"Hell yeah I'm ready!!"
Nick-"Your a faggot
by Myles ortiz November 1, 2018
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Juicy Jizz July

You must drink your’s or someone else’s jizz once a day, in one gulp. Passing will let you move onto Anti Ass August.
Juicy Jizz July makes every man gay
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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Juice Jizz

The accidental occurrence of E-juice spilling or drizzling it's way over parts of your vape you deem undesirable, usually when refilling your tank.
"Great, now there's juice jizz all over my vape."
"I forgot the lid and now there's juice jizz all over my backpack."
by StrangeDeucey June 27, 2019
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Jizz Juice

Nutting in a cup and having a girl swallow it. Can be mixed with rum or vodka
I had rough sex with karen after she drank my jizz juice
by zcupp September 22, 2010
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Jizz Juice

noun A fine beverage sourced right from within the penis. Characterised by its creamy appearance and consistency, it contains subtle hints of vanilla and notes of sperm. It has a frothy texture and is white in colour. It’s a nice refreshment that pairs well with eating ass.
“She drank up that jizz juice when’s she was giving me that samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy
by bruhyouredrinkingcumpowder? November 6, 2021
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