Juicy Douche

Lame man who tries way too hard to impress others. Typically dresses to show off his mediocre body, wears too much jewelry, heavy cologne, drives a loud car and likes to spin the tires. This person is oblivious to the fact that his “friends” are just using his money and lackluster body for their own personal gain.

He’s such a Juicy Douche

Mr. Juicy Douche has the intelligence of wet blanket

Do you smell that? Mr. Juicy Douche is wearing way too much cologne

The only pussy that Juicy Douche has seen in a while is his moms’s cat.

by anonymous April 18, 2025

Pickle Juice Douche

A douching practice where a woman uses the leftover juice in a pickle jar to tighten her vagina.

Last night I did the pickle juice douche and man is my pussy tight...or so my man said.

by The knight rider May 15, 2019

Douche Juice

To act like a douche once alcohol is involved. Alcohol related douchiness.

What's that girls problem? Is she on a douche juice only diet?

by Eazy E Feen April 9, 2011

Douche Juice

Someone so worse that a douche bag that they are the juice of the douche.

I can't believe that this guy tries to fight every person that says hi to his girlfriend. He's totally a douche juice.

by Ms. P December 21, 2008

Douche Juice

A person with such indescribable idiocy and arrogance, who has such an intolerable personality that they rank highest on the douche scale.

Mitt Romney is Douche Juice!

by MrsTall November 6, 2012

douche juice

1) The liquid that accompanies a douche bag.
2) An alternate way to call someone a douche bag. The insulter simply implies that the insultee has consumed the douche bag liquid.

Bobby Evans: Pancake cock.
Luis: You're full of douche juice, fag.

by HugeBreasticle April 2, 2005

Bag O' Douche Juice

Another term for Douche Bag.

Brian's a bag o' douche juice for crapping out on us last night. The guy can't hold his own.

by lucky21 February 17, 2009