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juice off 

Seeing Christina makes me juice off!
juice off by pentozali May 5, 2013

jerk off juice 

the shit that comes out of your dick hole after rubbin one out.
bro i was smackin the monkey hard yesterday to rosie odonell and i made enough jerk off juice to feed a sperm bank.
jerk off juice by papaross July 28, 2011

jack off juice 

An alcoholic beverage composed of spare liquor, semen, and sugar.
Priest Charles can mix a fine glass of jack off juice for the altar boys.
jack off juice by Xeno June 27, 2006

Get Off My Juice 

A PS3 term where you completely own someone and insanely yell get off my juice!
"Yes! GET OFF MY JUICE! I just owned that guy!"

Fuck off your juice 

1. When after a a rough night of tindering, snap chatting and sexting you politely ask a friend to loan you a charger.

2. To ask for some juice off a battery backup.
Bro, I'm running low on battery, can I fuck off your juice?

fuck off your juice 

Its when a dude is so freakin lonely and can't find a girl he literally fucks a juicebox.

Its the only thing that will squirt sticky liquid on his dick. He believes he can taste it through his dick. People like him need to get out more.
Guy: Hey can i get your number?
Girl: Fuck off your juice.
fuck off your juice by Jacksonh14 January 7, 2015
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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