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Premature jubilation

a profound, almost orgasmic feeling of happiness and joy that comes and goes entirely too quickly
"I was all fired up about a night alone with the wife when she reminded me that her mother was coming over. I suffer from Premature Jubilation!!
Premature jubilation by Mr Jameson October 21, 2010

Post Ejaculation Jubilation 

The elation and happiness one feels after ejaculation.
-Hey, look how happy Steve looks? He just gave me the thumbs up!
-Well he was home alone... must be post ejaculation jubilation!

urination jubilation 

A much much much funnier way of saying you need to use the restroom facilites. Can also be used to describe the place itself...like the way the Brits say "I need to do a toilet" and you go to the toilet to do it. Works best when all present are drunk/stupid/already laughing hysterically. Also commonly used: urination celebration
Finish eating your pear, we need to go to the urination jubilation!
*hysterical giggles*
*pear is forgotten*

jewbilation 

The feeling a jew has whaen learning that a favorite actor/actress/celebrity is Jewish.
Joe felt jewbilation upon learning that Jack Black was a Jew.

Premature Jibulation 

While one is snowboarding, they feel the sudden urge to jib the closest thing to them wether it be a tree or a four year-old's snowboard while he is sitting down. It is a very serious and very common disease among people who have an excess amount of steeze.
"Yo dude, I just did some serious premature jibulation on this chick's face"

"Bro, that's gross"

Jupilation 

Strictly Belgium related act of appreciating life by drinking beer Jupiler in a good company of friends
I was in Brussels last weekend ! It was pure jupilation
Jupilation by Fet222222 February 9, 2022