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jube-jube dick 

A very small, almost indetectable penis.
Like a jube-jube
"The bus driver has a jube-jube dick"
jube-jube dick by BullChri May 23, 2005
A slang word used in the Philadelphia metro area to describe a banger, typically a sausage fest with goons, involving weed and or alcohol, not necessarily in that order. May also include buhling around. The word jube originated from the word jubilee.
Buhl: "Hey Randy did you go to the Halloween jube last saturday?"
Randy: "No but i heard james vomited all over the floor."
Buhl: "Yea it was hilarious!"
Jube by younggock124 January 25, 2017
A common word used in Scotland, deep in the Highlands. 'Jube' can be defined as a word that can fit any sentance. However, it is mostly used as a replacement for the word 'not' in a joke form. Jube is a very hard word to define but perhaps the examples will see you through...
Rory: Peter, this suit is black....jube.
Peter: Rory are you drunk??
Rory: Jube aye, not on a school day.
Peter: See thst new car of mine its a beast
Rory:JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE
Jube by Rory1992 January 8, 2008

jube-starr 

1. Dazzlingly beautiful or magnificent girlfriend.
2. Characterized by magnificence or virtuosic brilliance in terms of female gangsterhood.
3. A perfectly gorgeous girlfriend
She's my jube-starr. My jube-starr is in my crib
jube-starr by primo March 13, 2005

BUM JUBE 

This is what is known as a dangle berrie, prior to that saying,. Coined by the Reverend doctor. Doug Mulray from MMM.
Bad night on the turps, had a big number of bum jubes the next day.
BUM JUBE by BBRIZBB May 30, 2018
Sadam is a jube.
Jube by Kisb June 26, 2003
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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