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jube-jube 

an offensive term for a mentaly challenged person. can also be shortened to jube
other words that could be used are :
retard, spastic and mong
'how could you not see that you jube-jube'
'you look like a compleate jube mate.'
jube-jube by Mr-Bob May 1, 2006
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jube-jube dick 

A very small, almost indetectable penis.
Like a jube-jube
"The bus driver has a jube-jube dick"
jube-jube dick by BullChri May 23, 2005
A slang word used in the Philadelphia metro area to describe a banger, typically a sausage fest with goons, involving weed and or alcohol, not necessarily in that order. May also include buhling around. The word jube originated from the word jubilee.
Buhl: "Hey Randy did you go to the Halloween jube last saturday?"
Randy: "No but i heard james vomited all over the floor."
Buhl: "Yea it was hilarious!"
Jube by younggock124 January 25, 2017
A common word used in Scotland, deep in the Highlands. 'Jube' can be defined as a word that can fit any sentance. However, it is mostly used as a replacement for the word 'not' in a joke form. Jube is a very hard word to define but perhaps the examples will see you through...
Rory: Peter, this suit is black....jube.
Peter: Rory are you drunk??
Rory: Jube aye, not on a school day.
Peter: See thst new car of mine its a beast
Rory:JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE
Jube by Rory1992 January 8, 2008

jube-starr 

1. Dazzlingly beautiful or magnificent girlfriend.
2. Characterized by magnificence or virtuosic brilliance in terms of female gangsterhood.
3. A perfectly gorgeous girlfriend
She's my jube-starr. My jube-starr is in my crib
jube-starr by primo March 13, 2005

BUM JUBE 

This is what is known as a dangle berrie, prior to that saying,. Coined by the Reverend doctor. Doug Mulray from MMM.
Bad night on the turps, had a big number of bum jubes the next day.
BUM JUBE by BBRIZBB May 30, 2018
Sadam is a jube.
Jube by Kisb June 26, 2003
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