turps

any alchohol, beer, wine and spirits

i got on the turps last night

by redcordial November 5, 2002

turps

Turps are the tattered bits at the bottom of trousers (especially long/baggy trousers) caused by being walked on. Turps tend to appear more on the trousers of Alteratives/Metallers due to common styles...

"I just tripped on my turps" or "someone kept standing on my turps all through the gig"

by Daxx Magpie March 6, 2008

turps nudger

Alcoholic:
One that nudges the turps

"Bloody Hell, isn't that George Best over there?!"
"Yes, I didn't think that old turps nudger was still alive - he must be on his third liver by now!"

by StuartyHall December 10, 2006

on the turps

innebrieated, drunk, drinking. from "on the turpentine"

"me and the lads were on the turps, long story short, i shat in joeys tuba"

by xxoo May 15, 2003

turds to all

'Turds of all' is a complimentary closing of a letter meant in a humorous way when sent to fellow fraternity brothers..

"Y'all be good; turds to all."

by Cranberry Bob February 22, 2020

Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)

My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding

by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020

Skylines and Turnstiles

The first My Chemical Romance song written by Gerard Way. Inspired by the 9/11 incident, in which Gerard witnessed. It's the seventh track on their first album, "I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love"

Did you know Skylines and Turnstiles was MCR's first song?

by MCRSavedMyLife August 9, 2009