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jube-jube 

an offensive term for a mentaly challenged person. can also be shortened to jube
other words that could be used are :
retard, spastic and mong
'how could you not see that you jube-jube'
'you look like a compleate jube mate.'
jube-jube by Mr-Bob May 1, 2006
Words you can keep

jube-jube dick 

A very small, almost indetectable penis.
Like a jube-jube
"The bus driver has a jube-jube dick"
jube-jube dick by BullChri May 23, 2005
A slang word used in the Philadelphia metro area to describe a banger, typically a sausage fest with goons, involving weed and or alcohol, not necessarily in that order. May also include buhling around. The word jube originated from the word jubilee.
Buhl: "Hey Randy did you go to the Halloween jube last saturday?"
Randy: "No but i heard james vomited all over the floor."
Buhl: "Yea it was hilarious!"
Jube by younggock124 January 25, 2017
A common word used in Scotland, deep in the Highlands. 'Jube' can be defined as a word that can fit any sentance. However, it is mostly used as a replacement for the word 'not' in a joke form. Jube is a very hard word to define but perhaps the examples will see you through...
Rory: Peter, this suit is black....jube.
Peter: Rory are you drunk??
Rory: Jube aye, not on a school day.
Peter: See thst new car of mine its a beast
Rory:JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE
Jube by Rory1992 January 8, 2008

jube-starr 

1. Dazzlingly beautiful or magnificent girlfriend.
2. Characterized by magnificence or virtuosic brilliance in terms of female gangsterhood.
3. A perfectly gorgeous girlfriend
She's my jube-starr. My jube-starr is in my crib
jube-starr by primo March 13, 2005

BUM JUBE 

This is what is known as a dangle berrie, prior to that saying,. Coined by the Reverend doctor. Doug Mulray from MMM.
Bad night on the turps, had a big number of bum jubes the next day.
BUM JUBE by BBRIZBB May 30, 2018
Sadam is a jube.
Jube by Kisb June 26, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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