(Noun) A cross between English and Chicagoese. It involves bastardizing commonly used words in a nonsensical matter. Frequently speakers of Jimlish will often try to defend their bastardization of the word to no avail. Examples include: southmore (instead of softmore), uge (instead of huge), ashphalt (instead of asphalt, and sammich (instead of sandwich).

I often find myself asking my grandfather to repeat himself because he is speaking Jimlish

Jimlish by l.sharp77 September 15, 2018

Related Words

Jsmli • Jimlie • JSML • Jämlik • Jamlin • jamlique • jimlim • Jimlish • jimlit • Jslice

JSML

A lesson in one-upmanship on LOL

Just Shit Myself Laughing

I just caught my friend Rob downloading 3GBs of Hi-Res pics of Korean Pop sensation Girls Generation and JSML

JSML by SPAKMITTEN September 15, 2011

JSlizzy

JSlizzy has been said by SHK JaKon over 30+ times on Discord

You can say what's good JSlizzy and SHK JaKon responds back What's poppin G

JSlizzy by Jamez Garner August 29, 2021

jamlique

JAMLIQUE is one who easily creates conversation with you if you tend to show similar characteristics but emotionally closed off in the beginning. He will begin to open up after he is sure you are willing to listen to him.

Jamlique loves his dog so much.

jamlique by F. Namie October 12, 2021

Jämlik

Jämlik is the kind of friend who always generates randomness. Nobody knows what he does in his spare time, besides looting public places and potentially lighting things on fire. Small, with beard and back pain, also colorblind.

Me: Ayo where Jämlik at?
Homie: idk mane probably out there burning some car.

Jämlik by drigman September 29, 2023

Jslice

An individual who wears wifebeaters, drinks Stella and refers to himself in third person

I'm the Jslice and I love wifebeaters

Jslice by JSLICE95 July 2, 2012

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026