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Jalice
The gift of the conglomeration of Jasper Hale and Alice Cullen's names. The marriage of these two people is like the icing on a beautiful chocolate cake. And I don't kid when it comes to chocolate cake. Contrary to popular belief, the EdwardxBella couple are NOT the best couple. They don't even make a nice conglomerated name! Edlla. Belward. It just sounds stupid.
Don't you wish Twilight was based around Jalice? The EdwardxBella vibe is completely irrational and obsessive. It's kind of sickening.
Jalice by mei-lin jene April 17, 2009
Jalice
"Jalice" is the merging of the two names of the charaters Jasper and Alice from the Twilight saga. It represents their relationship as a married couple, and to some people, Jalice are the only reason to read and/or watch the overall mundane Twilight saga as they are the only characters and couple in the series who make the saga interesting.
"Jalice are the only reason I can bare to sit through the Twilight Saga."
"Twilight should have been about Jalice instead of the awkward Bella and Edward."
"Team Jalice Forever!"
"Some Jalice fanfictions are much better than the whole twilight saga put together."
"Twilight should have been about Jalice instead of the awkward Bella and Edward."
"Team Jalice Forever!"
"Some Jalice fanfictions are much better than the whole twilight saga put together."
Jalice by Jalice fan! August 3, 2012
Jalice
The concept of being the two hottest people in the world (aka. Jasper Hale and Alice Cullen from the fabled Twilight Saga).
Julice
Julice by Anthony559 January 3, 2011
jolice
jolice by imsorrywho? June 17, 2018
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