jimlie

A Jimlie is a very attractive young man who idols the one and only jimmy saville himself

I want Jimlie to fuck me

by JimmySaville123 December 4, 2017

Jimlie

When you shove another mans penis into the hole of a couch

Person 1 "Hey so how was mike's party, heard you guys got totally wasted''
Person 2 "Yea it was pretty crazy, people were doing Jimlies left right and center

by _Dynasty_ November 3, 2017

Jimlish

(Noun) A cross between English and Chicagoese. It involves bastardizing commonly used words in a nonsensical matter. Frequently speakers of Jimlish will often try to defend their bastardization of the word to no avail. Examples include: southmore (instead of softmore), uge (instead of huge), ashphalt (instead of asphalt, and sammich (instead of sandwich).

I often find myself asking my grandfather to repeat himself because he is speaking Jimlish

by l.sharp77 September 15, 2018

Quick Jimmie

n. A guy who is a chronic premature ejaculator
v. A sexual experience ending in a premature ejaculation

Not to be confused with a quickie which is intentional and often appreciated by both people.

Tasha finally broke up with Tim after 6 months of frustrating quick jimmies.

Ray was such a quick jimmie he would wet his boxers before Gloria got his zipper down.

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by Forklift July 20, 2014

The Jimmie Effect

The Jimmie Effect is a known phenomenon characterized by lowering your level of purity at a rate directly preportionate to how often you talk to jimmiejaz, or someone like him. It's true, and scientifically proven.

Man, that test on okcupid.com said I was 98% pure! But now, after talking to jimmiejaz for 3 months, I'm down to a 16! o noes!

by Io September 7, 2004

Jimmie Vaughan

Older Brother of famous deceased bluesman Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jimmie Vaughan was guitarist with The Fabulous Thunderbirds before going solo. After making his debut as a singer with his Brother on Family Style he has released 3 albums: Out here, strange pleasure and Do You Get the Blues
Considered by many to be much underrated, he has never attempted to copy his brother’s highly ferocious style, instead opting for a more mellow sound.
His group, the Tilt-A-Wirl band is fairly unique as it contains no bass player. Hammond organist Bill Willis produceing the bands bass sound on the bass pedals of his B3 organ.
Jimmie Vaugan can often be seen playing with other blues starts such as BB King, Eric Clapton, Robert Cray, Buddy Guy and pedal steel guitarist Robert Randolph.

That Guitarist is Jimmie Vaughan

by Geoff Faro September 14, 2008

Kick me in the jimmies

A game played to test the personal threshold of pain. Also known as "Kick me in the Jimmy" Or "Jimmy Kick". The male seeking to master pain tolerance will ask another person to "kick me in the jimmies." That person will then kick the kickee multiple times in the crotch. The kicking only ceases when the kickee (one being Kicked) gives in.

Stevo from jackass asked an entire fourth grade school class to line up and kick him in the jimmy one by one, as hard as they could. They kicked and kicked, "Kick me in the jimmies!" he cried.
After 14 kicks, a skinny, blond girl ran up to him and smashed her foot into his crotch as hard as she could. A soft crunch was audible as Steveo sunk to the ground with a whimper.

by Sabrina66 November 10, 2007