Acronym for: Jordan Spread Asshole and Pussy Special. Deriving from the internet celebrity and twitter personality Jordan H, meaning when a girl takes a photo from an angle where both their asshole and pussy are being spread by their own hands, preferably kneeling down.

"I'm going to need a jsaps from you if you want me to take you seriously bitch"

jsaps by monk-e October 20, 2020

Related Words

Jsapp • japped • japping • jappy • japples • japp(s) • japper • jappo • jappychap • jappa

Jappbar

Används för att beskriva en person som man skulle kunna tänka sig delta i en parningsakt med. Oberoende av eventuella behov av papperspåse eller liknande medel för att utföra nämnd akt.

"Det där objektet är jappbart"
"Hon kanske inte är så snygg men hon är jappbar"

Jappbar by CHeekt May 7, 2016

Jappacrack

Slang used to name a man who is Japanese and White

Jappa is for Japanese

Crack is for White

Jap Term used in world war 2 to name people who were of Japanese decent

Cracker Term used to refer people from European ancestry

Jappacrack is a double slang used to call someone with a european decent and Japanese decedent

Stephen: Hey are you new here.
Jay: Yeah hi nice to meet you.
Stephen: So, you look like your Japanese.
Jay: I am but I'm also half american
Stephen: Oh, so you are a Jappacrack!
Jay:Wait, what did you call me!?!?

Jappacrack by Jappacrack September 2, 2009

Miss Japp

The most despicable person on the whole entire earth. She is boring, disgusting, and is generally pooey. She resembles a female version of Nick Griffon and I'm sure many people would also like to egg her.

Teacher: I'm going to make you wear a knee-length skirt!
Girl: Urgh she is such a Miss Japp!

Miss Japp by Cool Beans. August 24, 2011

jappu

The lowest sad anyone can get.

I'm so jappu. Jappu is my life. Oshiete oshiete yo, sono shikumi wo. :-(

jappu by i really have to pee July 1, 2020

Jappiegaming day

A day in which you Celebrate the making of the amazing YouTube channel, "jappiegaming" it is on the 5th of october.

Today is my favourite day because it is jappiegaming day.

Jappiegaming day by Jwvsa June 7, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026