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The most amazing man to exist.

He's a total nerd, but he knows how to treat people he cares about.

Faithful, kind, caring, sweet, creative and hilarious.

Jozif is the best friend anyone could ever have. He's always looking out for everyone else.

Jozif is definitely a guy you want to get to know, whether you be a guy or a lady.

Jozif is extremely talented in whatever he may choose to do in life.

But ladies, you can give up if he is taken. He is extremely faithful to the girl he loves, and usually doesn't indulge in relationships that don't have potential.
"I totally wish Jozif would give me a chance."

"I know, he's so good to his girlfriend... but, you always want what you can't have..."
Jozif by anonymous November 22, 2021
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. She's HOT a little nerdy, but can also savagely rip anyone apart.

YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH HER!! If you are lucky enough to date her you have won life.
David: Did you here what that girl said to Olivia?
Dom: Yeah she said, "This ain't little house on the prairie bitch!"

David: Wow she is savage, hot and a little nerdy, what a JOZIE
Jozie by Dextter April 12, 2017
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Jozif • Jozef • jozi • Jozefien • joziah • jobified • Jozie • jokify • Josif • jozizzy
- Have you met Jozef?
o Sure, he's awesome!
Jozef by ivaanek October 28, 2012
A funny, mean, but really intelligent and bright young man. He is super sexy but a lot of people are afraid to ask him out. He is very nasty & freaky. He has struggles of staying to himself. He sticks up for family and friends. Has no fear of anything. People get his kindness confused as something else. Get you a Joziah, he will make you the happiest!
“Joziah is so cute and funny. He’s been my crush for the longest.”
Joziah by Cute Boy Names March 18, 2018
The definition of "Badass". Probably the coolest guy you will ever meet. Can also be very romantic.
Man that guy is so Joziel
joziel by JF1214 February 13, 2018
The most handsome and sweet boy on the world. : )
Jozef rocks.
Jozef by stickyyy May 17, 2010

jozie mccraney 

An Incredibly amazing person who everyone wants to be!
Omgosh you are such a Jozie McCraney!
jozie mccraney by jozie mccraney October 18, 2015
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