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jobcist
Me: Did you catch the latest episode of JDY (Judge David Young)?
Friend: No, I was at work.
Me: Me neither, because I woke up at 3pm and missed it.
Friend: F you.
Me: Whatever, person with a job. Oh look at me, I'm Jobby McJobberson, I work for a living. Get out of here.
Friend: Dude, you're jobcist.
Friend: No, I was at work.
Me: Me neither, because I woke up at 3pm and missed it.
Friend: F you.
Me: Whatever, person with a job. Oh look at me, I'm Jobby McJobberson, I work for a living. Get out of here.
Friend: Dude, you're jobcist.
jobcist by Dancefight Till Dawn June 9, 2009
joyci
A Joyci is a beautiful sexy girl who can be really smart, but always puts herself down. Most guys think she's hot but she either doesn't notice or doesn't care, and will only go for the one lucky guy.
joyci by Bicycle Konami May 13, 2017
Joycing
To visit a woman of ill-repute whilst on ones lunch break. Usual excuses include the queue at the bank or post office.
"Are you joycing this lunchtime?"
"Yes, I'm off down the White Horse"
"You look relaxed this afternoon"
"Of course. I was joycing it over lunch."
"Yes, I'm off down the White Horse"
"You look relaxed this afternoon"
"Of course. I was joycing it over lunch."
Joycing by aniello told me so April 23, 2009
Joyism
A style of oil painting created by the artist Linda Paterson, principally in her series of ground-breaking landscapes. Joyism features beautiful, colourful interpretations of spectacular scenes particularly flowers, trees, gardens and mountains. Paterson’s artworks are known for their bold, exquisite colour palettes.
Gallery visitor 1: Dude, these paintings are really inspiring – they make me feel joyous just looking at them.
Gallery visitor 2: Surely, Linda Paterson is the pioneer of the ‘Joyism’ school of painting. Her beautiful scenes and vibrant colours put a smile on my face too. Oh joy!
Gallery visitor 2: Surely, Linda Paterson is the pioneer of the ‘Joyism’ school of painting. Her beautiful scenes and vibrant colours put a smile on my face too. Oh joy!
Joyism by balconybar February 16, 2023
joycie
"You done a Joycie."
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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