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Jayvis
The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Jayvis can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.
He is everything a girl wants in her life. Her life is not complete without him.
He is everything a girl wants in her life. Her life is not complete without him.
Jayvis by BaconNuggetBrain February 15, 2021
Jambon Jovis
The glam-rock themed delicatessen opened by Jon Bon Jovi after his ill-informed segue into special interest porn fell spectacularly flat.
“Tyrone, can you go and get half a kilo of artisan Blackberry and Prosecco Coulis from Jambon Jovis on Acacia Boulevard?”
Jambon Jovis by Nayyyyyy! September 4, 2021
Joyism
A style of oil painting created by the artist Linda Paterson, principally in her series of ground-breaking landscapes. Joyism features beautiful, colourful interpretations of spectacular scenes particularly flowers, trees, gardens and mountains. Paterson’s artworks are known for their bold, exquisite colour palettes.
Gallery visitor 1: Dude, these paintings are really inspiring – they make me feel joyous just looking at them.
Gallery visitor 2: Surely, Linda Paterson is the pioneer of the ‘Joyism’ school of painting. Her beautiful scenes and vibrant colours put a smile on my face too. Oh joy!
Gallery visitor 2: Surely, Linda Paterson is the pioneer of the ‘Joyism’ school of painting. Her beautiful scenes and vibrant colours put a smile on my face too. Oh joy!
Joyism by balconybar February 16, 2023
Joyvius
Joyvius is a very happy and fun person to be around. She may not be as joyous on the inside, but she doesn't want anyone to know. She cares a lot about the people she loves and wouldn't want to put anything on them. Joyvius is super kind and will give anything to make someone happy. Don't mess with her, her family, or her friends though! She will throw hands. Joyvius is overall an amazing friend. She's always got the best memes, too!
Person A: Wow, your friend Joyvius sure is nice.
You: Yeah! She's the best friend a person can have.
You: Yeah! She's the best friend a person can have.
Joyvius by koalatyfrond February 18, 2021
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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