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The most beautiful woman ever to walk the Earth, although she doubts it. The most EPIC pianist in town, and can probably beat you up, even if she is small and Asian. She is suicidal, and needs a little love.... If she loves you she will never let go.
Jason:” WOW, Jossi is so hot!”
David:”Back off she’s mine.”
Jossi by Trash bag in the bathroom December 27, 2019
Words you can keep
A surprising, yet substantial raise.
Lord have mercy, I got a Jossi!
Jossi by Peder Herlin Solberg September 11, 2005
Related Words

jossi joint 

Involves a Backwoods (preferably Honey Berry) blunt wrap, ripped to size of the joint paper, then licked on the inside of the joint paper. The whole things is then rolled as a regular joint with the weed inside the combined wrap paper.
Yo homie just picked up a pack of Russian cream backwoods and some raw papers. Nice let’s roll a Jossi joint.

Jessica Jane 

This name sounds like Western but is used in Indonesia. Sadly, this name is not used positively but negatively. They're not even Muslims but keep using Islamic terms (i.e. astaghfirullah) to harass Muslims. That's why Muslims don't like them.
Jessica Jane has very smelly feet that no one loves.
Jessica Jane by austinlim July 10, 2022

jossillysi 

A type of person that is a bitch
She a thot jossillysi
jossillysi by Lewd nigg March 19, 2020

jessie paege

The most wonderful human ever. She makes YouTube videos about Ratatouille and equality.
I Stan Jessie Paege *slams hand on table*

Jessica Capshaw 

She's a marmade who left the fairytailes, an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god.

One minute she is cute as a button, the next, she is supermegafoxyawesomehot.

Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.

She has the most super magic smile in the whole word and she should win a million awards for her insane talents.

She is a life ruiner and If you believe that perfection doesn't exist you should think about Jessica Capshaw.

She makes straight girls go gay and gay men go straight.
She also makes Ovaries explode and then you wanna have her babies.
Lea: Who's that blonde hottie on Grey's Anatomy?
Emma: Jessica Capshaw of course!
Jessica Capshaw by Ttte123 October 16, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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