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He is nice sexy cute but annoying at times and is tall with a lot of hair. You will fall in love with him instantly.If you ever have a Jossiah in your life keep them
Jossiah is the love of my life.
Jossiah by QueenE January 31, 2019
Words you can keep
Jossiah is a super sexy and attractive guy who has a huge heart. He wants nothing more than to make someone smile. He is super selfless and cares not only for humans but for nature and the environment. If you happen to date him, consider it the jackpot because he truly is what he says he is. He can be annoying at times or be a jerk but he truly cares about their friend and loves them. If you have a friend who is named Jossiah, keep him in your life. You won't regret it.
Jossiah is very kind-hearted.
Jossiah by Fluffy95 November 22, 2021
(it might not be this type of jossiah, but to me it is, cause i met jossiah like this) person or something, and he is good at soccer and smart, he like to read books, and talks bad things behind peoples back, he is bald as fuck, but a little bit of hair, his walk is sort of a tomboy walk lmao, and he runs fast, and also is a trouble person sometimes, because he plays with stuff on his desk, and bring things sometimes that are not part of the class, he is a person in school, he is a noticeable person at school, and some student fall in love with him because of his voice or looks and his things that he do, and i use to fell in love with him for that, but his a whole stone, if you have this person in school or anything, were the same
hey jossiah *replied to jossiah with a little quiet voice

jossiah: hi

me: *leaves* even though i said hi.

*jossiah talkingshit behind my back when im away*
jossiah by txddyHD1 December 1, 2021
Josiahs are some of the greatest people you will ever meet in your entire life. Josiahs tend to make everyone around them laugh and is well known for being the greatest of all time. While josiahs are usually acting a fool they are surprisingly intelligent. Josiahs are the type of person you want to know due to their good looks intelligence and just being an all around awesome dude.
Man that type of josiah is such a character.
Josiah by ElderDraco270 November 18, 2017
Always genuine and real, a true friend. He tends to be somewhat of a clown when in the mood and is a talented wordsmith. He is also very competitive and loves the taste of victory. Josiahs' find the right girl and stick with her but don't mind being a player once in a while... he is most compatible with Virgos' and their personalities tend to click. Due to their creativity, many Josiahs' are writers. He is goal oriented and works hard chasing his dreams, a fact much admired by others. Despite this, he loves having fun and will risk any embarrassment for a good laugh. His jokes tend to be corny but people love him anyways. Never has a problem with self-esteem and comes off as confident, masculine and attractive to the people he meets. All in all, Josiahs' are well balanced personalities and a constant source of entertainment to those round them.
"Hey, can you introduce me to Josiah?"
Josiah by livefrommiamiflorida February 6, 2010
A sexy sweet guy who shows his girl love and affection he never wants his princess to be sad he will make his baby girl feel so special and he spends most of his time thinking about her and he will stay up all night talking to her he is the type of guy that everyone loves but he doesn't care about other girls he cares about his one and only Josiah Is the type of guy you can trust and tell him everything Josiah is also Very athletic he is the type of guy who plays basketball and baseball or even soccer he will try and act like he is the best basketball player in the world but he is not lol, Josiah is also the type of guy that has so much money and will spend every little dollar and his baby girl or on shoes or clothes he has so many friends but when he is around his friends he acts different he loves to have fun and to joke around and he is like the sweetest guy u can ever meet he is so sexy and he has a nice booty and a big dick Josiah is also the type of guy who beeted his meet when he was younger and he still does it just not as much Josiah is also an amazing friend he has a sence of humor and he is truthful and nice and he will listen and if u need a hug he is there for you.....he is also an amazing kisser and he is the best in bed.
Josiah is amazing i think everyone needs a Josiah
Josiah is one of the greatest people you will ever meet! He is so musically gifted and so much more! He has amazing dark brown/black curly hair, he’s super tall, and overall amazing. He is so romantic and funny. He will do anything to make his special someone happy. He has such a great sense of humor. He’s very dorky. Once you get to know him there’s nothing you won’t find great. You’ll definitely fall hard. If you find a Josiah, don’t let him go. He’ll take you on the greatest journey of your life.
Have you herd Josiah’s music?! It’s incredible!
Josiah by Ryleebear3 June 3, 2019
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