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Josep Maria 

A person with whom you can disappear from your reality for a moment and think of nothing else. Intelligent and insightful. Likes to spend time doing logarithms and dancing. He has a perfect ability to achieve what he sets out to do but has difficulty concentrating to watch movies. He tends to let herself be carried away by her emotions in a sincere and clear way. He is special and can establish a special connection with the so-called "Miquel" due to the excellent quality of their cuisine. Talking to him will always be a pleasure for others. He is, without a doubt, someone who will steal your heart.
He also has a big dick and a big booty.
Josep Maria, aquí no!
Josep Maria by czleuqim November 23, 2021
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Jose Maria 

A person who can get you so mad but so in love in 5 seconds. Who you can argue with but when you look into his big eyes his long eyelashes bat away any negative thoughts and you still want to build a family with him due to his calm, collected, and understanding nature. He has the ability to make you cry then make you laugh because of his positive vibe you can't ever stay mad at a "Jose Maria". He is reliable and he is just a great man in general. He is a great spirit and will make a great husband and father one day. If and when you find a Jose Maria don't let him go. It will hit you that you made the biggest mistake of your life.
He also has a big dick.
Hey how did you get over your past?"

"Oh, God gave me a Jose Maria and I sure didn't take it
Jose Maria by jordanair November 4, 2019

Jose Maria 

Son of Chuck Norris and living proof that not all salsa lovers dance well.
Jose maria sings but does not dance.
Jose Maria by HotelLunaGrande September 7, 2016

jose maria fernandes 

José Maria Fernandes is a Portuguese name. José Maria Fernandes is often a person with low arguing capabilities that will shove his point of view down your throat, he will not care about what you have to say. Is often described as a daydreamer that can't connect 2 thoughts.
Hey Look it's jose maria fernandes... such an Idiot!
jose maria fernandes by Jonh du March 28, 2017

Maria Jose

Maria is a girl that isn't afraid to tell you that she loves you. The minute you meet her, she takes your heart. Her beauty has this way of stunning you every time you see her. She makes you the happiest guy in the world, and you can't stop loving her. If you ever lose a Maria, you will regret it for the rest of your life. Maria is someone to cherish while you have her. She will always love to joke around with you, and be near you. You can never stop loving a Maria. I love my Maria, and will never quit.
MARIA JOSE a wonderful person, she comes across as a lion and a bit frightening but she is a loyal lion once she becomes your friend. she will stand up against any one for you, go any where, get into to trouble with you. she has to most unique, beautiful personality, she is amazing at every subject including Latin!!! she never realises her amazing skills inside the classroom and as a friend.
Maria Jose by Mariajo13 July 12, 2018

Maria Jose

A Maria Jose or a “Maria” is one of the most trustworthy people you could ever meet. She also is a great listener and gives great advice but don’t do anything wrong to her friends because if you do she will come after you so fast. A Maria Jose is beautiful and she will not only attract guys with her looks but she’ll also attract Girls too. If your a Maria Jose’s friend and you get her mad she’ll give you the silent treat meant until she thinks she’s punished you enough. When A Maria Jose loves you she isn’t afraid to tell you sometimes she’ll just say she loves you unexpectedly and all you can do is tell her you love her back. She will get really sad though if your her friend and you ignore her or if she thinks you mad at her. Basically if you ever get a Maria Jose or a “Maria” never let her go and always be there for her.
Maria Jose

Maria:Love you!!
You:Love you too.
Maria Jose by Kftw4thewin October 21, 2018

Maria Jose

A Latina babe full of mystery and sass. You might think you know her but she has everyone under her spell. A goddess in bed
I think i might finally understand that Maria Jose
Maria Jose by fiona la miona March 3, 2017
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

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1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

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