A weird and shy kid that never really has your back. One minute he's there the next he's in the computer cluster crying to himself about the lack of friends that he has. Josemaria could be described as a free spirited creature of nature, however that is not the case. His social skills have never let him thrive in social scenarios and as a result he often pushes anyone who tries to get close to him away.
by #welovejosemaria November 25, 2021
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Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
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A person who can get you so mad but so in love in 5 seconds. Who you can argue with but when you look into his big eyes his long eyelashes bat away any negative thoughts and you still want to build a family with him due to his calm, collected, and understanding nature. He has the ability to make you cry then make you laugh because of his positive vibe you can't ever stay mad at a "Jose Maria". He is reliable and he is just a great man in general. He is a great spirit and will make a great husband and father one day. If and when you find a Jose Maria don't let him go. It will hit you that you made the biggest mistake of your life.
He also has a big dick.
He also has a big dick.
by jordanair November 4, 2019
Get the Jose Maria mug.Joemarie is a dedicated and hardworking person. He is humble and sometimes forgets how great he is in everything he does. He is excellent indeed. In addition, Joemarie values his parents, friends, colleagues and loved ones. Also, he has a lot of friends because of his personality. Sometimes, his friends will not remember him but Joemarie will always remember them. Rarely you will find someone who hates him (if there is maybe he/she is jealous of him). Moreover, Joemarie finds time to improve himself. There are times that it's uneasy for him to hear criticism but sooner or later he'll accept it and ponder where to improve. He may not be perfect but he is work in progress.
Joemarie is a dedicated and hardworking person. He is humble and sometimes forgets how great he is in everything he does. He is excellent indeed. In addition, Joemarie values his parents, friends, colleagues and loved ones. Also, he has a lot of friends because of his personality. Sometimes, his friends will not remember him but Joemarie will always remember them. Rarely you will find someone who hates him (if there is maybe he/she is jealous of him). Moreover, Joemarie finds time to improve himself. There are times that it's uneasy for him to hear criticism but sooner or later he'll accept it and ponder where to improve. He may not be perfect but he is work in progress.
by Aries69 June 7, 2021
Get the Joemarie mug.A girl who is both shy and outgoing. She loves to do new things but she isn't good at any of them. She is caring of other people before herself. She may think she is ugly but everyone knows she is one beautiful girl. She's also funny and her smile can bright up a whole room. She is kind but if you mess with her she could be a bitch. You don't wanna screw with a Josmarie. If you ever meet a Josmarie then you are one lucky person.
by Happens November 28, 2018
Get the Josmarie mug.Joemalia is a kingdom led by the Glorious King & Emperor Joe Jitsukawa. It is composed of an unspecified number of states. Much of the nation is a mystery, including, but not limited to, its geographical location, diplomatic status, GDP, or governing body. With a population of approximately 485,000, this nation is similar in size to the city of Sacramento, California, in the United States of America, or the country of Guadeloupe. The name and location of the capital have never been disclosed. Very little is known about the populace – only that it is extremely diverse and multicultural.
A slang term is often all one would need to identify a citizen. The strange words, like 'mudda', are simply a variation of their English counterparts that enhance emotional appeal.
A slang term is often all one would need to identify a citizen. The strange words, like 'mudda', are simply a variation of their English counterparts that enhance emotional appeal.
Person 1: "Yo, I just got fired from my job in Joemalia because I was late."
Person 2: "Whaaat. That's da mudda bullshit!"
Person 2: "Whaaat. That's da mudda bullshit!"
by probablysalmon May 17, 2019
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