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Jose-Luís 

A very handsome man. Very caring and probably has a crush on one of his closest friends. He loves family more than anything. He also has an obsession with astronomy. He loves to stargaze. He looks tough and very striking. On the inside, he is very sweet, gentle and a very loyal person. He is smart, cute, loyal, gentle, tough, and pretty cool. Oh and he probably has two or more siblings and an overall very large family tree.
Person A: “Oh my god, was that him?”
Person B: “I think so!”
Person A: “OH MY GAWD-“ *faints*
Person B: BAAAAAA- *faints as well*
Jose-Luís: Are they alright?

Jose-Luís’s friend: *pats Jose’s back* Just keep walking man, just keep walking…
Words you can keep
most awesome guy that ever existed,
one that the ladies would kill for,
one most guys are insecure of
jose luis by jdncuhbs February 5, 2010
Absolute Giga Chad of a Unit and is a absolute handsome, smart, and hot and gets all the girls
Jose-Luis is very hot
Jose-Luis by Hot Sexy Man69 May 22, 2022
Someone with an intellectual level comparable to a 1st grader
I might be dumb but I'm not Jose Luis type dumb.
Jose Luis by LT. Pendejo December 5, 2021
This is the nastiest skank I've ever met. Do not trust him. He is a fugly slut. This bitch has no soul nor feelings.
You are such a jose luis. I can’t believe you had a foursome
Jose Luis by Thefoursometeacher November 23, 2021
A person with an intellectual level comparable to a 1st grader.
I might be dumb but, at least I'm not like Jose Luis.
Jose Luis by LT. Pendejo December 5, 2021
Do you want to know why 0! =1?, thats the only question that he will be able to ask you, he knows the answer, but what he doesn´t knows why the Formula 1 is considered a sport.( He is very beautiful by the way)
Do you wanna know why 0!=1?
we don´t really care Jose Luis.
Jose Luis by Jolsen_Derulo November 21, 2021
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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