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Jose-Luis Is a absolute unit and a Giga Chad and is Hot, Sexy, and smart but is also very handsome and gets all the girls.
Jose-Luis by Hot Sexy Man69 May 22, 2022
most awesome guy that ever existed,
one that the ladies would kill for,
one most guys are insecure of
jose luis by jdncuhbs February 5, 2010
Someone with an intellectual level comparable to a 1st grader
I might be dumb but I'm not Jose Luis type dumb.
Jose Luis by LT. Pendejo December 5, 2021
This is the nastiest skank I've ever met. Do not trust him. He is a fugly slut. This bitch has no soul nor feelings.
You are such a jose luis. I can’t believe you had a foursome
Jose Luis by Thefoursometeacher November 23, 2021
A person with an intellectual level comparable to a 1st grader.
I might be dumb but, at least I'm not like Jose Luis.
Jose Luis by LT. Pendejo December 5, 2021
Do you want to know why 0! =1?, thats the only question that he will be able to ask you, he knows the answer, but what he doesn´t knows why the Formula 1 is considered a sport.( He is very beautiful by the way)
Do you wanna know why 0!=1?
we don´t really care Jose Luis.
Jose Luis by Jolsen_Derulo November 21, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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