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Jose'd

Right after a guy cums inside a girl she goes and has sex with another guy.
One female friend of mine has a term for this, it's called "Making him eat Jose's cum," or, "Jose'd."

In her younger days she had a main squeeze, Jose, and she'd fuck him, let him bust inside of her, then she'd go on to the next guy and have him eat her out and fuck her later that night. She did this to countless guys.

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by ijosedyou November 25, 2011
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Jose’d

The act of not lasting long.
by Voinz December 18, 2018
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José Digma

José Digma originated from the Mexican folktale Joe Mamia where Joe Mamia was recruited for a expedition to find and kill José Digma who at the time was unleashing a deadly plague known as ligma. José Digma was located on top of mountain Hairib allsack which is where Joe Mamia was heading. Now at the mountain, to his surprise he found that José Digma had recruited the mercenary Mike Hawk to defend the mountain. He fought hard butt so did Mike Hawk witch left Joe Mamia only one way to beat him witch was with a secret technique called Hellen Keller witch he hoped to use against José Digma butt if he didn’t use it here he would die so he used it to kill Mike Hawk butt now unable to use Hellen Keller again he has to fight José Digma without his secret technique. Two of the other people on the expedition named Yuri Nator and Vi China rushed ahead to fight José Digma butt they were no match for him and were quickly killed butt before they died Joe Mamia used his UNO REVERSE CARD he had gotten from his master Chris P Bacon. To use in only the most dire situations such as this and with it he reversed the ligma being spread all over Mexico and forced it inside of José Digma. José Digma now furious that he had been infected with ligma he killed Joe Mamia. José Digma now with moments left to live do to the amount of ligma that is inside him looked over mountain Hairib allsack and saw all those who had died from the ligma he had unleashed and felt nothing but sorrow as he died of ligma.
Today the story of Joe Mamia is celebrated with the joke that is told by saying José Digma to someone and having them say what is José Digma and when they say that you say José Digma balls in your mouth. And in traditional uses of the joke after saying José Digma balls in your mouth you stab them in their eyes to honor Mike Hawk
by MikeHawk4ever December 7, 2022
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National Jose Day

It’s national jose day so go find a jose and give them a hug
Yo dude! It’s National Jose Day! Let’s go find Jose I’m tryna show the homie some love
by weirritatinbxtch October 25, 2019
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National Jose Day

May 16th is National Jose Day since it is the middle of May.
Jose: Hey do you know what today is?
Rob: It is the middle of May, why?
Jose: Well that makes it National Jose Day
by SplendidNerd May 8, 2021
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san jose dating

To "hook-up" with the same individual repeatedly, with out actually going out together "officially".
Meeting up, hanging out, & engaging in sexual activety with a specific individual on a regular basis.. But never claiming to be dating, or speaking about what it is that you are doing at all. (Usually begins at bars or other group social functions.)
Also known as "common law dating".
Becki & John? Oh, they're not officially together.. They are just San Jose dating.
by littledesertflower November 2, 2010
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