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You'll find him hanging out in your local pub and he'll catch your eye immediately. I've never seen a bulge so big in my entire god damn life. At first I swore he had a fucking banana shoved in his pants, but as soon as he rubbed it on my ass on the dance floor I knew it was real! He offered to take me back to his cousins apartment and show me a good time. Man was he right. I haven't seen a dick that big since I went to the zoo last fall. At first it threw me when he said he was into butt stuff but I had to take advantage of that massive cock somehow. After he spent what felt like hours preparing me for that dik, we fucked for about 13 seconds, best 13 seconds of my life! Unfortunately I don't know where to find him again since his cousin came home and I had to leave, but if I had the chance I definitely would do it again!
Marie: Have you seen that Jose'?

Susie: Hell Yeah! Doesn't last very long but that dick is THICK!
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José 

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José is someone amazing . Someone , that I stare at whenever I get the chance to . He can make you happy when you’re in the darkest of times and cheer you up when you’ve heard the darkest of words . He’s special , unique , one-of-a-kind and accepts all and everyone no matter their differences , as long as he knows they’re good people . He’s someone you love so much , yet , you get so scared to tell him , when you look at his charming face . No matter if he’s your friend , your sibling or , your lover , keep him close to you . José usually enjoys drawing , and math . He is a little dumpy on his skills and tends to put them down , saying he’s useless , when he’s not . He doesn’t know how amazing and wonderful he is .
He usually has brown hair , and big brown eyes . And , he stares , but only when he’s in love .
José is unique
José by froggyboii February 17, 2019

jose 

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Jose is a guy with short temper but is sweet to those who need it, he is the person who will lift your self esteem when you need it, he is the person who you can gurantee to make you laugh everyday, basically, he is the definition of friendship
Jose is my best friend
jose by worlddefinitions April 17, 2015

Jose 

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Jose is a big dick daddy for all the girls and usually have a lot of friends they can be annoying or rude sometimes ,but is so lovable he's kind,handsome, smart, caring , funny, and mature which means he has a large penis and says dirty jokes. A jose is talented and a real man in the bed that will have you come out in a wheelchair if you let him play ruff. A jose is someone everyone wants , but jose will pick a special one he is a once in a life time man don't let him leave you because you will regret it.
All girls:"OMG is that Jose"
One girl:"He's mine back off "
Jose:"There's enough of me for all of you"
Jose by 123bat March 28, 2019

Jose 

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Yes, it's one of the most hispanic common names. Besides that, its the definition of a guy who is beyond amazing, handsome, sweet, adorable, caring, funny, dorky and much more. He can be slow at times, but it doesn't matter. He's oh so unique, and isn't like many other guys.
G: "Hey, what's that guy's name?"
Kay: "That's a Jose!"
G: "That's such a common name, but aww look how he treats his girlfriend. Such a good Jose!"
Jose by Fluffy286 January 22, 2012

Jose 

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The BEST person alive. This person is extremely wise, follow them they lead to success.
Jose is awesome
Jose by 404-NOT FOUND April 29, 2014

JOSE 

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Known as the CEO of “Get em out the mud”. Has a net worth of 37.9 million at the age 17. His side hobby is being a Apex legend.
Jose: Observe...
JOSE by Ghostfacedickinmymouth January 30, 2020
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